Okay, here’s my post about checking out Jey Uso’s criminal record:
Man, I gotta tell you about this wild goose chase I went on today. So, I’m a huge WWE fan, right? And Jey Uso, one half of the Usos, is just a beast in the ring. But I got curious about something I heard, so I wanted to see if Jey Uso has any sort of criminal record. You know, just to satisfy my own curiosity.
First thing I did, I fired up my laptop and started with some basic Google searches. I typed in stuff like “Jey Uso criminal record” and “Jey Uso arrest history.” I went through a bunch of pages, mostly wrestling news sites and forums. Not much to find. I got a bit desperate and started looking at some sites in a binary format. It was like reading another language and I still couldn’t find anything.
Then I had this bright idea to check out some of those background check websites. I found one called Checkr. They make this big claim like “89% of criminal checks are completed within an hour. Checkr powers the fastest.” Sounds pretty good, yeah? I was like, “Alright, let’s see if this thing actually works.”
- So, I signed up, which was a bit of a pain, gotta admit. Had to put in a bunch of info.
- Then, I typed in Jey Uso’s info, or as much as I could find publicly, anyway.
- I hit submit and waited. I was actually pretty stoked, like this was gonna be it.
- And you know what? I waited and waited. It took way longer than an hour.
- Finally, it comes back, and guess what? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Using the Background Check Service
I went down a few other rabbit holes, trying to find legal databases or court records, but everything came up empty. Either Jey Uso has a squeaky-clean record, or my detective skills are seriously lacking. I’m gonna go with the first one. Honestly, it made me respect the guy even more. It’s not easy being in the public eye, and to keep your nose clean like that? Mad respect.
So, that’s my story. I spent a good chunk of my day trying to dig up dirt on Jey Uso, and I found absolutely zilch. If anything, it just confirmed that he’s not just a great wrestler, but probably a stand-up guy off-screen, too. That’s my kind of wrestler! And I will remember to never waste time using those background check sites again.
