Alright, guys, so today I messed around with something called “jordan plant.” Honestly, I wasn’t even sure what to expect, just sounded kinda cool, you know? So I started, as always, by just poking around the internet.

First things first, I just googled the phrase “jordan plant”.
My Process
- Searched: Literally just typed “jordan plant” into Google.
- Explored: I browsed several websites with general plant care tips. Figured that’d be a good starting point, even if it wasn’t super specific.
- Improvised: Couldn’t find anything exactly called “jordan plant,” so I went with my gut. I decided to treat it like a basic houseplant.
- Planted: I found a small pot I had lying around and some regular potting soil. Filled the pot, made a little hole, and gently tucked the little guy in.
- Watered: Gave it a good drink, but not too much. You know how it is, don’t want to drown the poor thing.
- Observed: Put it on a windowsill where it gets some decent sunlight. Now it’s just a waiting game. I’ll keep an eye on it and see how it does.
To be super clear, I’m winging it here. I found a little plant that looked resilient and I am guessing about its needs. I’ll update you all if it thrives… or if it dies a tragic, early death. Fingers crossed!