Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Tama Tonga. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just tellin’ ya what I heard and seen on that there internet thingy.
So, this Tama Tonga fella, his real name is somethin’ like Alipate this or Aloisio that, somethin’ fancy. He was born way back in 1982, October 15th to be exact. Means he’s gettin’ up there in years, like me! He’s one of them wrestlin’ folks, you know, the ones that jump around and pretend to beat each other up? Seems like a rough way to make a livin’ if you ask me.
Now, they say he’s Tongan, from some island place far away. Makes sense, with a name like Tama Tonga, right? He’s wrestlin’ for that WWE now, big time stuff I guess. Folks seem to like watchin’ him.
This here Tama Tonga, he ain’t just any wrestler, it seems. They call him “MFT” sometimes, stands for Mother somethin’ Tonga. Sounds like a mouthful of trouble if you ask me! And they also call him “The Right Hand Man”, whatever that means. Sounds important though.
He comes from a wrestlin’ family, ya know. His daddy, Haku, was a wrestler too, a legend they say. And he’s got brothers of a sort, adopted I think, named Hikuleo and that Tonga Loa fella. They all in the wrestlin’ business. Seems like it runs in the family, like how my whole family got bad knees.
And get this, he’s part of somethin’ called “The Bloodline” in that wrestlin’ world. Sounds kinda scary, don’t it? But from what I gather, it ain’t blood relatives like you’d think. It’s more like they all from the same island or somethin’, so they stick together, like peas in a pod. They got that Solo fella, and them Uso twins, and even that big movie star fella, The Rock, they’re all in it together. Even that Roman fella, the big boss man, he’s part of it too. A whole heap of ’em!
Now, this Tama Tonga ain’t just about wrestlin’; he’s got himself a family too. Got three young’uns, they say. A boy, Uli’uli, named after his grandpa, and two little girls. The boy is about six now, born in 2018 I think. And one of the girls, Mafi Jo, she came along in 2020. Kids are a blessin’, even if they do make a mess of the house.
He’s got a bunch of folks followin’ him on that there internet, Instagram or somethin’. Thousands of ’em! Guess people really like watchin’ him wrestle and whatnot.
- Born: October 15, 1982
- Real Name: Alipate Aloisio Leone
- Profession: Professional Wrestler
- Currently Signed to: WWE
- Nicknames: MFT, The Right Hand Man
- Family: Father (Haku), Adoptive Brothers (Hikuleo, Tonga Loa), Three Children (Uli’uli, Mafi Jo, and one more daughter)
So that’s the gist of it, what I know about this Tama Tonga fella. He’s a wrestler, comes from a wrestlin’ family, got a family of his own, and a whole bunch of folks watchin’ him. Seems like he’s doin’ alright for himself.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’ has made me hungry!
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