Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Damon fella and that Kardashian girl, Kim. I don’t know much ’bout them fancy Hollywood types, but I heard things, ya know? Folks gossip, and sometimes you just can’t help but listen.
First off, this Damon, Matt Damon, I think his name is. He’s been in a whole heap of movies. Movies and TV shows, they say. He’s been around a long time, longer than some of them youngsters running ’round now. I even heard he was in some movie with that Ben Affleck fella, a bunch of times even. Seems like them two are always together in them pictures. Nine movies, someone told me. That’s a lot, ain’t it?
Now, this Kim Kardashian, she’s a whole different story. She’s famous for, well, I ain’t exactly sure what she’s famous for. But she’s always on them magazines and TV shows. Pretty face, I guess. And she likes to get married, it seems.
- First, she married this Damon Thomas fella. He was a music producer, whatever that is. Didn’t last long, though.
- Then she married some basketball player, Kris somebody. That one was real short, like a blink of an eye. Seventy-two days, they say! Can you believe that? Waste of good cake, if you ask me.
- And then, that Kanye fella. Now, he’s a loud one. Rapper, they call him. That one lasted a bit longer, but it ended too. Seems like she can’t keep a man, no matter how much money they got.
So, Damon Thomas and Kim Kardashian. That was her first husband. A music man. I heard he wasn’t too nice to her neither. But that was a long time ago. She’s moved on, married and divorced a couple more times since then. And Damon, well, he’s still making them movies.
I saw somethin’ ‘bout Damon havin’ all sorts of cameos in movies. More than most folks have movies of their own, they said. Started doin’ ‘em before he was even famous. Imagine that! Even been in a movie where he don’t even say nothin’. Just stands there, I guess.
This Kim girl, she’s somethin’ else. Folks are always talkin’ ‘bout her. Her looks, her clothes, her family. I even seen ads for clothes with her name on ‘em, or somethin’ like it. Damon’s clothes, they call ‘em. But for women. Go figure. Cheap too, they say. Ninety percent off. Must be makin’ room for new stuff, I reckon.
Now, you might be wonderin’ why I’m tellin’ you all this. Well, I ain’t got much else to do, and gossip is cheap entertainment. Plus, it’s interestin’ how these famous folks live their lives. So different from ours, ain’t it? We work hard, try to make ends meet, and they just flit around from one marriage to another, one movie to another. Makes ya think, it does.
I heard folks talkin’ ‘bout visual storytellin’ in movies. Showin’ things instead of just tellin’ ‘em, I guess. Like when Damon acts all sad, you can see it in his face. You don’t need no one to tell you he’s sad. And Kim, well, she tells her story with her clothes and her face and all that drama. It’s a different kind of storytellin’, but it’s storytellin’ just the same.
I even heard you can use these here computer things to keep track of stuff. Like this Evernote thing. Folks use it for work, for school, for all sorts of things. I reckon Kim probably uses somethin’ like that to keep track of all her husbands and boyfriends. And Damon, he probably uses it to keep track of all them movies he’s been in.
And there’s this here old Reddit thing, whatever that is. Folks say it’s like an old-timey way of lookin’ at that internet stuff. Like goin’ back to the way things used to be. Maybe Damon and Kim remember that old Reddit. They’ve been around long enough, I reckon.
Anyways, that’s all I know ‘bout Damon Thomas and Kim Kardashian. Not much, I admit, but enough to keep the gossip mill churnin’. They’re famous, they’re rich, and they live lives we can only dream of. Or maybe not dream of. Seems kinda complicated, if you ask me.
And there’s even talk about all sorts of personal things on the internet. Like this here gallery about private parts. Menopause and childbirth and all that. Even seen stuff about testosterone and such. The world’s a strange place, I tell ya. Folks will talk about anything these days.
So there ya have it. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Just like life, ain’t it? A whole bunch of stories all mixed up together.
Tags: Matt Damon, Kim Kardashian, Damon Thomas, Marriage, Movies, TV Shows, Hollywood, Celebrity, Gossip, Relationships, Cameos, Visual Storytelling, Evernote, Old Reddit, Labia Gallery
