Alright, let’s talk about this Ryan Smith fella and his house. I heard tell he’s got a place up in Utah, Park City they say. Big ol’ mansion, but not finished yet. Rich folks, always building somethin’ bigger and better, ain’t they? Ryan Smith house, that’s what they’re callin’ it, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t never seen a mansion up close, but I hear tell they got all sorts of fancy stuff. Ten bathrooms! Ten! What in the world does a body need with ten bathrooms? We got one outhouse back home, and that’s enough for the whole family, even when cousin Billy Joe comes to visit. This Ryan fella, he’s got ten. Must be a lot of washin’ goin’ on in that house.
- Big house
- Lots of bathrooms
- Not finished
They say it’s gonna be luxurious when it’s done. Luxurious, that’s a fancy word, ain’t it? Means real nice, I guess. Like them Beverly Hills houses I seen on the TV once. Ryan Seacrest, he had a place there, all fancy and shiny. Koi ponds and lawns you could eat off of. This Ryan Smith’s place, maybe it’ll be like that. Maybe even better. Folks sure do like to show off their money, don’t they?
This Utah place, though, it’s up in the mountains. Mountain home, they call it. I bet it’s got a pretty view. We got hills back home, but nothin’ like them fancy mountains out West. I seen pictures, all snowy and tall. Bet it’s cold up there, though. Hope they got a good fireplace in that mansion, a real big one.
And get this, they got a fella named Ryan Reynolds out in Beverly Hills too, with another fancy house. Interior design, they say. That just means how they fix up the inside, I guess. Probably got all sorts of fancy furniture and pictures on the walls. Me, I like a good comfy chair and a picture of the grandkids. But them rich folks, they got different ideas.
They also had a open house, somethin’ called a “luxurious retreat” in a place called Belton. I ain’t sure where that is. They had outdoor space with a Koi pond. Sounds fancy. Lawns and terraces, too. Terraces, that’s just a fancy word for a porch, I reckon.
Someone else, Ryan Higa, he’s got a house too. Seems like everyone named Ryan is livin’ in a big ol’ house these days. This Higa fella, I dunno what his house is like. But I bet it’s nice. Probably got more bathrooms than I got chickens.
And this ain’t the end of it, I tell ya. They’re always talkin’ about the heart of the home, meanin’ the kitchen or living room, I guess. Makin’ the most of the space, they call it. Well, back home, we make the most of everythin’. Nothin’ goes to waste. But these rich folks, they got space to spare. Must be nice.
This Smith fella, though, he’s got this crew buildin’ his house. DHC Denver, they’re called. Workin’ hard, gettin’ it done. That’s good, I guess. Hard work never hurt nobody. Cept maybe my back after a long day in the garden. But these fellas, they’re probably usin’ machines and fancy tools. Not like us, with our shovels and rakes.
So, this Ryan Smith house, it’s a big deal, I reckon. Lots of folks talkin’ about it. Me, I’m happy with my little place, but I ain’t gonna lie, sometimes I wonder what it’s like to live in a mansion. Ten bathrooms, can you imagine? But then I think about all the cleanin’ and I’m happy to stick with my one outhouse. It’s less work, that’s for sure.
So there you have it, a little somethin’ about these Ryan fellas and their houses. Rich folks and their fancy ways. Makes you think, don’t it?
Tags: [Ryan Smith, House, Mansion, Park City, Utah, Luxury, Beverly Hills, Ryan Seacrest, Ryan Reynolds, Open House, Mountain Home, Interior Design, DHC Denver, Ryan Higa, Belton]
