Alright, let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, the WWE signings, you know? Folks keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d chime in. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just say it like it is.
So, they got this fella, The Rock. Big fella, muscles like rocks, makes sense, I guess. He came back, surprised everyone. Folks went wild. Like when you find a twenty-dollar bill in your old coat pocket, unexpected but mighty welcome. Seems like he might be wrestling Roman Reigns. Them two got beef, I reckon. Always doin’ the stare-downs and the talkin’. Like two roosters in a henhouse, only bigger and louder.
- Then there’s this other big ol’ boy, Omos. Seven-foot-four! Lordy, that’s taller than my barn! Undertaker, that spooky fella, he said somethin’ about him. Don’t remember what, somethin’ about bein’ big and strong, probably. Ain’t hard to figure that one out. You see a fella that tall, you know he ain’t no featherweight.
- And Jimmy Uso, he came back too. Always causin’ trouble, that one. Like a stray cat that keeps comin’ back for the milk, no matter how many times you shoo it away. But folks like him, I guess. Wrestling’s like that, need some troublemakers to keep things interestin’.
There’s this girl, Raquel Rodriguez. She’s tough as nails, don’t let them muscles fool ya. Can throw a punch harder than most fellas I know. She’s back too, which is good. Need some strong women in the mix, not just the fellas showin’ off. Reminds me of my neighbor’s cow Bessie, strong and stubborn.
And don’t forget Goldberg, another one of them big fellas. Comes and goes, like the seasons. Always makin’ a big fuss when he shows up. Smashes things, yells a lot. You know, the usual. Folk love it though, somethin’ about seein’ a big fella tearin’ things up gets folks excited. It’s like watchin’ a storm roll in, a bit scary but you can’t look away.
People are always gossiping about who’s gonna join WWE next. Like hens clucking in the coop. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout some fellas from that other wrestling place, AEW, jumpin’ ship. Don’t know nothin’ about that, just what I heard. Always some new faces comin’ in, some old faces goin’ out. It’s the way of things, I reckon. Like plantin’ seeds in the spring and harvestin’ in the fall, always somethin’ new growin’.
And then there’s Giulia, she joined up too. Folks were expectin’ her, apparently. She’s a tough one, I hear. From far away, I think. Don’t matter where you come from, long as you can wrestle, that’s all that counts in the ring. Like a good stew, don’t matter what ingredients you use, long as it tastes good.
So that’s the deal with these WWE signings. Lots of folks comin’ and goin’, lots of surprises. Keeps things excitin’, I guess. Don’t know why folks get so worked up about it, but they do. Guess it’s like watchin’ a good soap opera, all the drama and the fights. Me? I just like watchin’ the big fellas slam each other around. Simple as that. Keeps me entertained on a Saturday night.
So next time you hear someone yappin’ about WWE signings, you’ll know what they’re talkin’ about. Big fellas, strong women, and a whole lot of drama. That’s wrestling for ya. And that’s all I got to say about that.
Tags: [WWE, Wrestling, The Rock, Omos, Jimmy Uso, Raquel Rodriguez, Goldberg, Giulia, WWE Signings, Roman Reigns, AEW]
