Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here Wordle thing, the one them city folks are always jabberin’ about. Seems like every day they got a new puzzle, and if you’re like me, sometimes you just get stuck, like a cow in mud.
Now, I hear tell there’s this Newsweek, they give out some hints for this Wordle game. That’s mighty nice of ’em, ’cause sometimes my brain just ain’t workin’ right. They say they got five hints, count ’em, five! That’s more than the fingers on one hand, almost as many as the eggs my best hen lays in a week!
- First thing they say is, sometimes the word got two of them letter sounds that ain’t like the others. You know, like A, E, I, O, U. They call ’em vowels, fancy name for somethin’ so simple.
- Then they might tell you what the first letter is. Like, if they say “B,” well, you know it starts with a “buh” sound. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, as the young’uns say.
- Sometimes they tell you if it’s somethin’ you do, like “run” or “jump,” or if it’s a thing, like “table” or “chair.” They call them verbs and nouns, but don’t you worry your pretty little head about that, it’s just doin’ words and thing words.
- And sometimes, they might tell you there’s only one of them vowel things. That narrows it down, don’t it? Like tryin’ to find a lost chick in the henhouse, makes it a whole lot easier.
So, let’s say they give you a hint, say, the word starts with a “W”. Well, you start thinkin’ of words that start with “W”. Could be “water,” could be “walk,” could be “wagon.” You just gotta try ’em out, see what fits. It’s like guessin’ how many beans are in a jar, sometimes you get close, sometimes you’re way off.
And if you get stuck, Newsweek says they got clues too. Clues and hints, sounds like a treasure hunt, don’t it? I reckon it’s like lookin’ for mushrooms in the woods. You gotta keep your eyes peeled and look everywhere. They say these clues can help you if your brain is stumped. Stumped, like a tree after it’s been chopped down. That means you just can’t figure it out, no matter how hard you try.
Now, some folks, they get all het up about this Wordle thing. But I say, it’s just a game. Like them card games them fellas play down at the store. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Ain’t no reason to get your feathers ruffled.
Wordle resets every day, they say. That means you get a brand new puzzle every day, just like gettin’ a fresh batch of biscuits every mornin’. So, if you don’t get it today, there’s always tomorrow. And if you get really stuck, well, that’s what them Newsweek hints are for.
They even tell you what the answer was yesterday. I guess that’s so you can see if you were close, or if you were way out in left field, like a lost calf. And they sometimes tell you what kind of word it is, like if it’s a thing or an action. Remember them doing words and thing words? That’s it!
So, next time you’re playin’ this here Wordle and you get stuck, just remember what I told you. Look for them vowels, see what the first letter is, and if you’re still scratchin’ your head, go find them Newsweek hints. They might just help you out, like a good neighbor lendin’ you a cup of sugar.
And don’t you worry none if you don’t get it right away. It’s just a game, meant to be fun. Like chasin’ chickens in the yard, it ain’t serious business. Just keep tryin’, and you’ll get it eventually. And if you don’t, well, there’s always tomorrow and another word to guess.
Wordle hints, Newsweek clues, it’s all just a way to have a little fun and keep your brain workin’. Just like doin’ chores keeps your body workin’. And that’s a good thing, ain’t it? Keeps you sharp as a tack, they say. And lord knows, at my age, I need all the sharpness I can get!
So go on, give it a try. And don’t forget to check them Newsweek hints. They might just be the key to unlockin’ that puzzle and makin’ you feel as proud as a rooster crowin’ at sunrise. And that, my friends, is a good feelin’ indeed.
