Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Blonde Bomber gal, Ebanie Bridges, they call her. Seems like everyone’s talkin’ ’bout her, always in the news, always on that there internet.
Heard tell she’s a boxer, a tough one at that. Fights with her fists, knocks folks down. Don’t know much ’bout boxin’ myself, seems like a rough business. But this Ebanie, she ain’t just punchin’, she’s showin’ somethin’ else too, from what I gather.
Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout “nude” this and “sexy” that. They say she’s got pictures all over, showin’ off her… well, you know… her lady parts. They call it “topless” and “braless,” talkin’ ’bout her “boobs” and her “cleavage.” Goodness gracious, I ain’t used to such talk! But it’s everywhere you look, they say she’s got a “hot ass” and “legs” too. Lordy!
Now, they say she calls herself the “Blonde Bomber.” Sounds like a wild one, alright. They got whole collections of her pictures, apparently. And it ain’t just pictures neither. They got videos too. Makes me blush just thinkin’ about it.
- They say she’s Australian. That’s a long ways away from here, I reckon.
- Heard she asked some fella named Ryan Garcia to make one of them… what do they call it? X-rated tapes? And somethin’ ’bout “OnlyFans?” Lands sakes, I don’t even know what that is. Sounds scandalous, though.
Seems this OnlyFans thing is where she puts all them pictures and videos. They say she’s been doin’ it since last November. November of ’22, that is. And she’s got a whole heap of stuff on there, hundreds of pictures and posts. Don’t know how she finds the time, what with all that boxin’ and all.
I even heard some of her stuff got “leaked.” That means someone stole it, I guess. Put it out there for everyone to see, without her sayin’ so. Poor gal, though I suppose she put it out there in the first place, so maybe she ain’t too bothered.
And there’s more places to see these pictures, not just this OnlyFans. There’s websites, I hear, full of ’em. They say they add new ones every day! Can you believe it? Makes me wonder what the world is comin’ to. All this showin’ off… it just ain’t right.
This Ebanie girl, she’s got somethin’ they call “followers.” Thousands of ’em, apparently. They look at her pictures and videos, talk about her all the time. She even puts up messages, they call ’em “tweets.” Little short things, like she’s talkin’ directly to ya. She even talks about her “twinny,” someone called “baby bomber.” Goodness, more bombers! Seems like a whole family of ’em!
And it ain’t just regular pictures neither. Some of ‘em are what they call “see through.” She wears this… “lingerie” they call it. It’s like underwear, but fancy. And you can see right through it, they say. Lands sakes alive!
Folks are always lookin’ for these pictures and videos. They call it “Blonde Bomber porn.” Porn! That’s a word I never thought I’d say. But that’s what they call it. They’re always searchin’ for it, wantin’ to see more and more. I tell ya, it’s a whole different world out there now.
So, this Ebanie Bridges, the Blonde Bomber… she’s a boxer, a show-off, and a whole lot of other things, I reckon. She’s got folks talkin’, that’s for sure. And whether it’s right or wrong, good or bad, she’s made a name for herself. Blonde Bomber bridges nude… that’s what they all sayin’. And I guess that’s all there is to it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go make myself a cup of tea. All this talk about “nude” and “sexy” has got my head spinnin’. The world’s gone crazy, I tell ya, just plain crazy.
