That boy, Jersey Jerry, he a big shot now. I hear folks talkin’ ’bout him all the time. He on that internet thing, you know. He used to work with them pipes, a union fella. Now he doin’ somethin’ else, somethin’ on that computer screen. He always liked them Steelers. Good for him, I say.
He got famous, that Jersey Jerry. He doin’ somethin’ with that golf. Folks say he tryin’ to get that little ball in that little hole. Sounds silly to me, but hey, whatever makes him happy. He got a lot of them followers, they call ’em. More than the folks in this whole town, I reckon. He on that Barstool thing. That where all them young folks go to watch stuff, I hear. He always like that, so what I can say, it was always Jersey Jerry.
Heard he got more than two hundred thousand of them followers! That a lot of people watchin’ one fella. He from Jersey, I think. Or maybe he just likes that name. Jersey Jerry, it got a ring to it, don’t it? He do that Jerry After Dark thing, too. Sounds like somethin’ you watch when the sun goes down, maybe somethin’ a little naughty. You never knew what will show up on the screen. Don’t need none of that, I always say.
He a good boy, though, that Jersey Jerry. Workin’ hard, makin’ somethin’ of himself. Even if it is on that darn internet. He not hurtin’ nobody, that’s what I say. Just chasin’ that little white ball around. He play it like a professional one. He play golf good.
- He a star now, that Jersey Jerry.
- Used to work with pipes.
- Now he on the internet.
- He like them Pittsburgh Steelers.
- Got a lot of them followers.
He doin’ videos, I hear. Showin’ folks how to do things. Or maybe he just talkin’. I don’t know. I don’t watch them things. Too much for this old brain. But the young folks, they love it. They always on them phones, watchin’ this and that. He like a super star now.
Heard someone say he was abducted by aliens once. For a whole day and a half! Can you believe that? Probably just a story, though. People like to make things up, especially on that internet. You can’t believe everything you hear, that’s for sure. But it is funny to think about, ain’t it? Jersey Jerry gettin’ snatched up by little green men! Haha!
That Jersey Jerry, he somethin’ else. From fixin’ pipes to bein’ an internet star. Who woulda thought? It’s a crazy world we live in, that’s for sure. But I’m happy for him. He doin’ what he loves, and that’s all that matters. Even if I don’t understand it one bit!
Heard he on that Twitter thing, too. Used to be called X, I think. They changin’ the names of everything these days. Hard to keep up. But he got a lot of folks followin’ him there, too. Over three hundred thousand, they say! That’s like, the whole state! Jersey Jerry, he a big deal, I tell ya.
He got a show, too, I think. Every Monday. They talk about a lot of different things. Somethin’ called “Friend of Jerry.” Sounds friendly enough. Maybe it’s about him and his buddies. Or maybe it’s about that golf. I don’t know. But people like it. They watchin’ it every week, just like they watch that Jersey Jerry play that hole in one thing. He got famous for that, you know. Tryin’ to get that little ball in that little hole at that fancy Pebble Beach place. It is a tough one. I heard the people say.
- Jersey Jerry got a show called “Friend of Jerry.”
- New episodes every Monday.
- He got famous for tryin’ to get a hole-in-one at Pebble Beach.
- People like to watch him.
- He a big deal now.
I don’t know much about this Jersey Jerry fella, but he seems alright. He workin’ hard and makin’ people happy. That’s more than I can say for some folks. And he got a good heart, I can tell. Even if he do spend all his time on that internet thing. It’s the way of the world now, I guess. Everything’s online. Even that Jersey Jerry.
He used to be a regular fella, just like you and me. Workin’ with his hands, makin’ an honest livin’. Now he famous, all over the world. It’s amazing what that internet can do. It can make you a star, just like that Jersey Jerry. He always work hard on everything. He is a good boy.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about that Jersey Jerry. He a good boy, doin’ his thing. Makin’ a name for himself. And that’s somethin’ to be proud of, even if it is on that darn internet. He makin’ people smile, and that’s what matters. He bringin’ a little joy into the world. And that’s somethin’ we all need more of, don’t you think?
