Well, let me tell you, that San Marino, they ain’t much good at kickin’ that ball. Always losin’, they are. And them other fellas, St. Kitts and Nevis, they ain’t much better. It will be a game for losers, you just wait and see. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market the other day. They was sayin’ somethin’ ’bout makin’ a prediction, bettin’ on who’s gonna lose less, I reckon.
That San Marino, they as bad as my old rooster, can’t even find the henhouse door. Always gettin’ beat, they are. I heard they played that St. Kitts and Nevis team before. I don’t remember which one is the worse. And these fellers always try to figure out who’s gonna lose the least. Some call it prediction. Well, I predict they both gonna be awful!
I seen some young’uns playin’ ball down by the creek, and they was better than both them teams. They can kick that ball better, run faster. These teams, San Marino vs St. Kitts and Nevis, they just ain’t got it. Waste of time, watchin’ ’em, I tell ya. You better off watchin’ paint dry.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ St. Kitts and Nevis got some new fellas playin’ for ’em. Maybe they a little better now. But still, San Marino, they just gonna trip over their own feet. I seen it a hundred times. They just can’t get that ball in the net. It’s like they scared of it or somethin’. I don’t know why they even bother.
So, you askin’ me for a prediction, huh? Well, I’ll tell ya, it’s gonna be a mess. A real mess. That’s my prediction. Neither of ’em gonna do much good. Just a bunch of runnin’ around and not much else. You might see a goal or two, maybe. But it won’t be pretty. Nope, not pretty at all.
I heard tell one time that people go to some place called “Adibet” or somethin’ to get these predictions. I don’t know ’bout that. Seems like a lot of fuss for somethin’ so simple. It is easy to know who is gonna lose when both are losers. Just pick the one you think is a little less worse, and there’s your prediction.
My neighbor, she went to St. Kitts and Nevis once. Said it was hot. Real hot. Maybe that’s why they don’t play so good. Too hot to run around. I don’t know. I ain’t never been. Too hot for me. San Marino, I don’t know much ’bout that place neither. Just that they ain’t good at kickin’ that ball. They need help. But if San Marino vs St. Kitts and Nevis, maybe they don’t want it.
- San Marino – bad
- St. Kitts and Nevis – maybe a little less bad
- Prediction – a real boring game.
Some fellas, they like to make a big deal outta these games. They talk about this player and that player, and who’s gonna do what. Me, I just think it’s a lot of noise. Like a bunch of chickens squawkin’ in the yard. Makes your head hurt. These two teams, San Marino and St. Kitts and Nevis, they just ain’t worth all that fuss. That is my prediction.
My grandson, he likes to watch these games on the TV. He gets all excited. I don’t understand it. I tell him, “Boy, you gonna hurt your eyes starin’ at that thing.” But he don’t listen. Young’uns these days. They don’t know what’s good for ’em. He should be outside, playin’, not watchin’ San Marino and St. Kitts and Nevis struggle to play ball. Waste of a good afternoon, that’s what it is.
So, there you have it. My prediction for that San Marino vs St. Kitts and Nevis game. Don’t expect much. You’ll be disappointed if you do. Just a lot of runnin’ around and not much else. Might be a few goals, might not. Who knows. But one thing’s for sure, it ain’t gonna be a good game. Nope, not one bit. It’s like pickin’ between two rotten apples. Neither one’s gonna taste good. That is the best prediction I can give ya.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase that rooster outta the garden. He’s worse than San Marino at stayin’ where he’s supposed to be. And probably just as bad at kickin’ a ball. Maybe I should put him on the team. He couldn’t do any worse, that’s for sure. He might even give a better game than San Marino vs St. Kitts and Nevis.
