That Hawkeye, he’s a good boy. Always with that bow and arrow. Like Robin Hood, you know? But he got a mask now. That’s new, ain’t it?
I seen him on that TV show. My grandson, he watches it all the time. He says, “Grandma, look! It’s Hawkeye!” And I say, “Where? Where?” He’s fast, that one. Always shooting them arrows. But now he got a mask.
Why the Hawkeye Mask, I Wonder?
Maybe it’s to hide his face? From the bad guys? He got a lot of them, you know. Always fighting someone. My grandson, he tells me all about it. He says, “Grandma, Hawkeye is fighting a big bad guy!” And I say, “Oh, that’s nice, dear.”
But that mask, it’s purple. Bright purple. Like Barney. Remember that dinosaur? My grandson used to watch him, too. But Hawkeye ain’t no dinosaur. He’s a superhero. He’s got that bow and arrow. And now, a purple mask.
Don’t know why he needs a mask. He’s got a nice face. My grandson, he showed me a picture. Before the mask, you know. He’s a good looking fella. But maybe the mask makes him stronger? Like that other fella, what’s his name? The one with the hammer?
- That mask is purple
- Hawkeye shoots arrows
- He’s a superhero
- My grandson likes him
He’s always helping people, that Hawkeye. Even with the mask. He saved a whole bunch of folks in New York, my grandson told me. Big alien things were attacking. But Hawkeye and his friends, they stopped them. They had a big old fight, right there in the city. Broke a lot of things, I bet.
That Hawkeye Mask is Kinda Silly
But it’s still kinda silly, that mask. Makes him look like a bird or something. A big purple bird. Maybe that’s why they call him Hawkeye? ‘Cause he got eyes like a hawk? And now a mask like one, too?
I asked my grandson, “Why does Hawkeye wear that silly mask?” And he just shrugged. Kids these days, they don’t know nothing. But he likes it. He even wants one for himself! A Hawkeye mask, can you believe it? For Halloween, he says.
Maybe that mask is special. Like magic or something. I don’t know much about that superhero stuff. But my grandson, he says it makes him feel brave. Like Hawkeye. And that’s a good thing, I guess. To feel brave, even if it’s just a silly purple mask.
That Hawkeye, always getting into trouble. Always with a mask on now. One day, he’s helping some rich dude with a metal suit. Another day, he’s got a mask and shooting those little arrows. He is a busy boy, a good boy though.
He could be a farmer. We could use the help. Though them arrows would probably scare the cows. That purple mask, too. Cows don’t like purple, I don’t think. Not sure, but I think.
Hawkeye and his Mask
He got a family, Hawkeye. A wife and some kids. Nice folks, I hear. My grandson showed me a picture. They live on a farm, I think. But Hawkeye, he’s always running off to save the world. With his bow and arrow. And his mask.
He helps that Captain America fella, too. He’s a good one, that Captain. Always fighting for what’s right. Just like Hawkeye. They’re good friends, I think. Even though Hawkeye has that silly mask now.
They’re like two peas in a pod, them two. Captain America and Hawkeye. Always saving folks. Always fighting bad guys. One with a shield, one with a bow and arrow. And a purple mask, don’t forget that. My grandson really likes Hawkeye. And that’s all that matters, I reckon. If a boy wants to wear a Hawkeye mask, who am I to say no?
I don’t get the superhero stuff. But the Hawkeye, he is something else. He could have been a farmer, but no, he’s out there fighting monsters and bad guys. I guess that is okay, if that is what he wants. But that mask though, it is a little silly.