Well, let me tell you, that John Deere Classic, it’s a big deal around here. Everyone’s talkin’ about it. It ain’t just any old golf game. This year, they say it’s gonna be somethin’ else. They got this thing called a Monday qualifier, and it’s a real humdinger.
You see, not just anyone can play in the John Deere Classic. You gotta be real good. This Monday qualifier, it’s like a little tryout. They do it on, you guessed it, a Monday. Bunch of fellas, all good at golf, they come out and play. Only the best ones get to go on to the big show.
What’s This Monday Qualifier All About?
It’s a big chance, that’s what it is! They play 18 holes, just like a regular game. But this ain’t regular, no sir. The pressure is on. The ones who hit that little white ball the best, they get to play in the John Deere Classic. Imagine that! Playin’ with the big shots.
They got different ways to get into this Monday qualifier. Some fellas, they gotta play in another little game before, a pre-qualifier they call it. Costs money, too. Two hundred dollars just to try out for the tryout. Then, if you’re good enough, another two hundred to play in the Monday qualifier. It ain’t cheap, but hey, it’s the John Deere Classic!
- Play 18 holes on Monday.
- Only the best get to play in the John Deere Classic.
- Some gotta play in a pre-qualifier first.
- Costs money to enter.
Who’s Playin’ This Year?
Oh, I hear all sorts of names. This one fella, Davis Thompson, he did real good. And another one, CT Pan, he’s in too. They played good at the last John Deere Classic, so they get to go to some fancy place called Royal Troon. Sounds mighty important.
And let me tell you, there’s money in this game. Big money! They say this year’s John Deere Classic has a purse, that’s what they call it, of eight million dollars! Can you believe that? Eight million! The winner, he gets over a million dollars. Just for hittin’ a little ball around!
Getting Tickets to The Tournament
Now, if you wanna go see this John Deere Classic, you gotta get yourself a ticket. Ain’t free, you know. They got all kinds of tickets. Eight different kinds, I heard! Some are probably fancier than others.
You gotta use your email, the one your tickets are tied to, they say. Sounds complicated, but I reckon it ain’t too hard. They got this thing called a Ticketmaster, sounds like a fella who’s in charge of the tickets. If it’s your first time, you might need some help, but don’t you worry, someone will show you the ropes.
- Lots of different tickets.
- Need your email to get them.
- Ticketmaster is the place to go.
- Someone can help you if you need it.
All About the Big Tournament
This John Deere Classic, it’s a big to-do. They got all sorts of things going on. Dates, news, results, who won what, and where it’s all happening. It is a big deal, I tell ya. And this Monday qualifier is just the start.
Lots of folks come from all over to see it. They park their cars and there’s all kinds of things to do. I even heard they got special things for folks who need a little extra help gettin’ around. That’s mighty nice of ’em.
Well, that’s all I know about this John Deere Classic and its Monday qualifier. It’s a big deal, and if you like golf, you should probably check it out. Just remember, it ain’t just a game, it’s a whole lot of somethin’!
These young folks and their golf. Back in my day, we didn’t have time for such things. But I guess it is a sight to see. All them fellas swingin’ their clubs, tryin’ to get that little ball in the hole. And for a whole lot of money, too! Maybe I should have taken up golf. This Monday qualifier sounds like a real opportunity to make it big. But then, I reckon I am just too old for these kind of tournaments.
