Oh, that Nicky Cross, she a wild one, always getting into something. And this Uncle Howdy, well, he just a whole other story. I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ he somethin’ else. Somethin’ spooky, ya know?
They say this Uncle Howdy, he got somethin’ to do with that Wyatt Sicks. I don’t know much about it, just that it sounds like trouble. Big trouble. Sounds like somethin’ you don’t wanna mess with. Not one bit.
That Uncle Howdy, He Ain’t Right
I heard he come around when that Gable fella won his match. What match was that? I don’t know, they all wrasslin’ around, it all looks the same to me. But they say when Uncle Howdy music come on, somethin’ big gonna happen.
And that Nicky Cross, she right in the middle of it all. Always has been, that one. Like a moth to a flame, she is. Drawn to the ruckus. She ain’t scared of nothin’, that Nicky Cross. I’ll give her that.
- Nicky Cross, she always in somethin’
- That Uncle Howdy, he spooky
- They talk about this Wyatt Sicks thing
- It all sounds like trouble to me
Now, this Uncle Howdy, they say he wear a mask. A scary one, too. But you know what I heard? I heard the man under that mask, he used to be all smiles and sunshine. They called him Bo somethin’. Bo Dallas, I think it was. Can you believe it? From smilin’ to scary, just like that.
Bo Dallas and Uncle Howdy, Same Fella?
It hard to picture, ain’t it? That happy-go-lucky Bo Dallas turnin’ into that Uncle Howdy. But that what they say. They say he the one leadin’ that Wyatt Sicks. Like I said, I don’t know much about it, but it don’t sound good.
And then there this other fella, somethin’ Lumis. Dexter, I think his name is. They say he playin’ some kinda buzzard now. Part of that Wyatt Sicks, too. Used to be somethin’ else, but now he a buzzard. It all just too much for me to keep up with.
This Dexter Lumis, he is now this Mercy the Buzzard. And this used to be that Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Fun House. I tell ya, I don’t understand it. These young folks and their wrasslin’, it all a mystery to me.
- Bo Dallas, they say he Uncle Howdy now
- This Dexter Lumis, he a buzzard
- All part of that Wyatt Sicks
- It a whole mess, if you ask me
I remember when wrasslin’ was simple. You had your good guys and your bad guys. Now it all mixed up. You got your Nicky Cross runnin’ wild, your Uncle Howdy scare people, and your Wyatt Sicks doin’ who knows what. It a lot to take in.
Nicky Cross, She a Handful
That Nicky Cross, she always been a handful. Full of fire, that one. But now she mixed up with this Uncle Howdy and that Wyatt Sicks. I worry about her, I do. She might be tough, but this Uncle Howdy, he somethin’ else.
I just hope she know what she gettin’ herself into. This ain’t no game. This Uncle Howdy and that Wyatt Sicks, they serious business. And that music they play when Uncle Howdy come around, it give me the chills.
- Nicky Cross, she tough, but this different
- Uncle Howdy and Wyatt Sicks, they ain’t playin’
- That music, it spooky
- I just hope she know what she doin’
I don’t know what gonna happen with all this. This Nicky Cross and Uncle Howdy and Wyatt Sicks business. It all beyond me. I just hope it all works out in the end. But I got a bad feelin’ about it. A real bad feelin’. That Uncle Howdy, he just ain’t right. And that Nicky Cross, she just too close to the fire for her own good. It all a big mess. That Wyatt Sicks. That Bo Dallas turnin’ into Uncle Howdy. That Dexter Lumis playin’ a buzzard. I just shake my head. It all too much.
I don’t know, maybe I’m just gettin’ old. Maybe I just don’t understand the way things are these days. But I tell ya, this whole Nicky Cross and Uncle Howdy situation, it just don’t sit right with me. Not one bit.
