Listen up, you wanna know about this fella, Adolis Garcia, right? Okay, I’ll tell ya what I heard. They say he’s got money, lots of it. Like, millions they say. Millions! Can you believe it? I sure can’t.
They call him “El Bombi” somethin’ like that. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Must be important if they give him a nickname. He plays that baseball game. You know, the one with the bats and the runnin’? Yeah, that one.
- He hits the ball real hard, I guess.
- Runs around a lot, too.
Millions, they say. Imagine that! What’s a fella gonna do with all that money? Probably buy himself a fancy car. Maybe a big house, bigger than any house around here, that’s for sure.
This Adolis fella, he started playin’ ball a while back. Don’t remember the exact year, but it was somethin’ like 2018, they said. Played for some team, the Cardinals or somethin’. Birds, I think. Then he went to another team, the Rangers. Like cowboys, you know?
He’s got a wife and a little boy. Good for him. Family’s important. His brother played ball too, years ago. See, it runs in the family, this ball playin’.
Now, about that money again. They say he’s worth, lemme see, somethin’ like two million. Two million! Then I heard another number, somethin’ like five million! That’s even more! Don’t know which one’s right, but it’s a whole lotta money either way. He must be good at hittin’ that ball.
Born in Cuba, this fella. Far away place, Cuba. Don’t know much about it, but it’s where he’s from. He come all the way to America to play ball.
They say he plays right field. Don’t know what that means, but it’s somethin’ he does in that game. Right field. Sounds important. Maybe that’s why he makes all that money.
Millions! Still can’t get over that. What would I do with millions? Buy a new roof for the house, that’s for sure. And maybe a new stove. This one’s gettin’ old.
This Adolis fella, he’s lucky. Playin’ a game and makin’ millions. Must be nice. He probably don’t have to worry about leaky roofs or old stoves. He’s probably got people to fix those things for him.
Well, that’s all I know about Adolis Garcia. He plays ball, they call him “El Bombi,” and he’s got millions. Lots of millions. Enough to make your head spin. Yep, that’s Adolis Garcia for ya.
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