That Anthony Richardson, he sure is somethin’. He’s a fantasy football quarterback, you know. Big fella, runs like the wind. Reminds me of that ol’ mule we used to have, Bessy. Strong as an ox, that one.
They say he’s gonna be a real good fantasy player. I heard he’s back as the starting quarterback. That means he’s gonna play a lot. And when he plays, he gets lots of those fantasy points. I don’t rightly understand all them points, but the more the merrier, I always say!
Anthony Richardson, He’s a Big Deal
This Anthony Richardson, he plays for the Indianapolis Colts. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Indianapolis. Back in my day, we just had the county fair. But these young folks, they got all sorts of teams and leagues. He’s only completed half of his passes. But I reckon he’ll get better. He’s still young, got a lot of learnin’ to do.
- He’s a quarterback.
- He plays for the Colts.
- He’s good at fantasy football.
- He runs real fast.
- He gets lots of fantasy points.
I seen him on that electric picture box, the television. He’s a big boy, that Anthony Richardson. Strong, too. Runs like a deer. Not like that Johnson boy down the road. He couldn’t catch a cold in a blizzard. But this Richardson, he’s got the moves.
People talkin’ ’bout him like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. Say he’s gonna win them all sorts of fantasy games. I don’t know ’bout all that, but he sure is fun to watch. He is the best quarterback in football. He could be the most productive player in fantasy, they say. I don’t know what that means exactly, but it sounds good to me. I guess productive is like when my chickens lay a lot of eggs.
That Fantasy Football Thing
Now, this fantasy football, it’s a strange thing. You pick players, like pickin’ apples from a tree. And these players, they get points. Like I said, the more the merrier. And if your players get lots of points, you win. It’s like a game, but with real people. Confusin’, ain’t it?
This Anthony Richardson, he’s a popular pick, I hear. Everyone wants him on their fantasy team. They say he might be a “QB2” whatever that is. Some say he’s not so good one week, but then he’s great the next. It’s all so confusing to me. Like the weather, you never know what you’re gonna get. That’s what they say about this fantasy football. Always changin’. Just like my old bones, achin’ one day, feelin’ spry the next.
And they got all these fancy names for things. Like “DraftKings.” Sounds like somethin’ out of a storybook. Kings and all that. They talk about “DFS Value.” I don’t know what that is, but it sounds important. They even say he could be the best player in all of fantasy football. That’s a big deal, I reckon. Like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair for your prize-winnin’ pumpkin.
More About Anthony Richardson
This Richardson boy, he’s got a good coach, I hear. Name of Shane Steichen. Sounds like a good, strong name. He says Anthony Richardson is the starter, which is a good thing, I reckon. Means he gets to play more. And the more he plays, the more of them fantasy points he gets. I don’t know about any “Jamey Eisenberg,” but if that’s who’s writing about him, he must be important.
I heard some folks sayin’ he’s not doin’ so good. That he is only completing half his passes. That he is not even completing half of his passes. Well, nobody’s perfect. Even my best hen, Gertrude, she lays a bad egg every now and then. Doesn’t mean she’s a bad hen. Just means she’s havin’ an off day. Everyone has ’em.
Some folks, they like to run their mouths. Sayin’ this and that about young Anthony Richardson. They say he is droppable. Don’t you listen to ’em, Anthony. You just keep your head up and keep playin’. You got this. Don’t let them get you down. That said, I guess this Anthony Richardson is worth having on your fantasy team. He can run, and he can throw that ball far. That’s what they say, anyway.
This fantasy football is a big thing now. Everyone’s talkin’ about it. Even my neighbor, Mildred, she’s got a team. And she’s older than dirt! If she can figure it out, anyone can. So, if you’re thinkin’ about playin’ this fantasy football, you might wanna pick up that Anthony Richardson. He might just be the one to win it all for you. He just might be your lucky charm, like a rabbit’s foot. You never know. You just never know in this crazy world.
