Alright, so y’all wanna know ’bout this Bianca Belair girl, huh? Is she hurt or somethin’? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard, all jumbled up like my yarn basket, but I’ll try to make sense of it.
So, what’s the big fuss ’bout Bianca being injured?
Seems like they cooked up a story ’bout her gettin’ a knee all messed up on that there SmackDown show, back in August. Said some folks called Damage CTRL went and did her dirty backstage. Now, they sayin’ it’s just a way to give the girl a break, a “much-needed time off,” they call it. Lord knows, that girl’s been workin’ her tail off, always on that TV, rasslin’ and whatnot. Guess even them strong ones need a rest.
Now, they ain’t sayin’ exactly how bad her knee is. Just that it was part of the story, you know, like them soap operas my grandbaby watches. But then I hear tell of somethin’ ’bout her throat gettin’ hurt too, a “fractured hyoid bone” they said. Sounded mighty painful, like when you swallow a chicken bone sideways. Seems like that Becky Lynch gal, she’s a real firecracker, went and did that to her on another show, Raw, I think they called it. Lands sakes, these girls sure do beat each other up!
And what about this Jade Cargill girl?
Folks are talkin’ ’bout this Jade Cargill too. Seems like she got herself all beat up, worse than Bianca even. Bruised kidney, messed up knee, even her face got scratched up. They said she got a “deep lumbar paraspinal muscle contusions” too, sounds like somethin’ my old mule gets when he works too hard. Poor thing.
- They say Jade is strong, real strong, but Bianca, she’s the strongest.
- I saw this one time, Bianca lifted up this big fella, Otis they call him, he’s like a whole dang barn door wide! Lifted him right up, she did. And then she threw another big girl, Doudrop, down like a sack of potatoes. Strong as an ox, that one.
- And now, they was even a tag team, these two strong gals. But somethin’ happened, a “major setback” they call it. Don’t know all the details, but sounds like they ain’t teamin’ up no more, at least not right now.
When’s Bianca gonna come back?
Well, they’re sayin’ she ain’t gonna be gone forever. Heard tell she’s gettin’ a “well-deserved break,” but she’ll be back “sooner rather than later.” Don’t know exactly when, but I reckon it won’t be too long. A girl like that, she can’t stay away from the rasslin’ ring for too long. It’s in her blood, ya know? Plus, she’s makin’ good money, they say. $550,000 a year, not countin’ all the extra she gets from them big shows and sellin’ them t-shirts with her face on ’em. That’s a whole lotta chicken feed, let me tell ya!
So there ya have it. That’s all I know ’bout this Bianca Belair and her bein’ hurt. Sounds like she got banged up a bit, but she’ll be back. These rasslers, they’re tough as nails. They get knocked down, but they always get back up.
Anyways, that’s the gossip from this old hen, make of it what you will.
One last thing I heard…
Somebody was sayin’ somethin’ about wanting to see a big star come back after a long time off to fight Bianca. Don’t know who that star is or nothin’ but sounded important enough to mention.
Now, y’all go on now, I gotta get back to my chores.
Tags：WWE, Bianca Belair, Injury, SmackDown, Jade Cargill, Return, Wrestling, Becky Lynch, Raw, Health
