Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Charlotte Flair, you know, the wrestling gal. Folks been whisperin’ and buzzin’ like bees ’round a honey pot about her maybe havin’ a bun in the oven. Pregnant, they say. Well, let me tell ya, that’s some big news if it’s true.
Now, I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I hear tell she’s been outta the ring for a good while now, this whole year of 2024. They say she messed up her knee somethin’ awful, tore somethin’ called an ACL, MCL, and meniscus. Sounds painful, like when my old mule kicked me back in ’68. That laid me up good, I tell ya.
Anyways, this Charlotte gal, she’s been missin’ from the TV screen. And that’s got folks talkin’. Some say it’s just the knee, but then there’s this other story goin’ ’round. Seems her fella, Andrade, he let somethin’ slip in an interview. Somethin’ ’bout WWE pullin’ her from a big wrestlin’ show, WrestleMania they call it, ’cause they thought she was expecting.
- First, they said the company doc thought she was pregnant, so they suspended her, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folk do.
- Then, this Andrade fella, he says somethin’ in another talk, and folks get it twisted. They think he’s sayin’ she’s pregnant for sure.
But then Charlotte, she comes out and says, hold on a minute, y’all got it wrong. She ain’t pregnant, she says. Just hurt her knee, that’s all. Well, now who to believe? It’s like that time old man Johnson swore he saw a UFO, and then it turned out to be just the moon shinin’ on his still.
I reckon it’s hard to know the truth these days. Everyone’s always gossiping and spreadin’ rumors. But one thing’s for sure, this Charlotte gal, she’s got folks talkin’. And she ain’t just wrestlin’ either, they say she’s got a pile of money, like four million dollars! Can you imagine? That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, even countin’ that time I found a twenty dollar bill in the henhouse.
She makes a whole lot from WWE, somethin’ like $550,000 a year. And then there’s the t-shirts and hats and all that stuff with her face on it. Every time somebody buys one of them, she gets a little piece of the pie. Smart gal, I tell ya, makin’ money even when she ain’t wrestlin’. That’s what I call featherin’ your nest.
So, is she pregnant or not? I ain’t got a clue. Maybe she is, maybe she ain’t. Maybe she’s just waitin’ for the right time to tell folks. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey. Whatever the truth is, it’s her business, not mine. But I’ll tell ya what, if she is pregnant, I hope she has a healthy baby. And if she ain’t, well, I hope that knee of hers gets better soon so she can get back to whippin’ folks in the ring. That’s what people want to see, right? A good ol’ wrestle. She’s the Queen of WWE so she needs to get back on her throne.
One thing’s for sure though, people are gonna keep on guessin’ and gossiping. That’s just the way folks are. They like a good story, even if it ain’t true. And a pregnant wrestlin’ star? Well, that’s a story that’ll get folks talkin’ for a good long while.
And who knows, maybe someday she’ll have a whole passel of little wrestlers, runnin’ around and causin’ trouble. Now that would be a sight to see. But for now, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens. And in the meantime, we can all just keep on guessin’ and gossiping. It’s what we do best, ain’t it?
Tags: [Charlotte Flair, WWE, Pregnant, Andrade, Wrestling, Rumors, Injury, WrestleMania, Queen]
