Well now, let’s talk about this fella, Conor McGregor, and his hair. You know, the fighting guy? Always yelling and such. He’s got some fancy haircuts, that’s for sure. Folks call ‘em “hairstyles,” but I just call ‘em haircuts. He changes ‘em up more than I change my socks, I tell ya.
Conor McGregor’s haircuts, they ain’t just plain old cuts. He’s got all sorts. One time he had this thing, shaved real short on the sides and longer on top. They call it an “undercut,” I think. Sounds fancy, but it’s just short hair on the sides, long on top. Like a farmer’s field, half mowed, half not. This undercut thing, sometimes he slicks it back. Makes him look like them slick city fellas on TV. He used that slicked back undercut when he was fightin’ for that second championship belt. Guess he thought it made him look tough.
- Undercut
- Slicked Back Undercut
- The Fade
- Braids
Then there’s somethin’ called a “fade.” Now, that’s just a shorter haircut, real short on the bottom, gets a little longer on top. But it’s all blended together, smooth like butter. They called it “The Fade Conor McGregor”, real specific like. I reckon it’s ‘cause he made it famous or somethin’. It’s neat, I guess. My grandson got one once, looked like a peeled onion to me.
And the braids! Oh Lordy, the braids. This fella, he puts little tiny braids all over his head. Looks like a whole mess of worms, if you ask me. But folks seem to like it. They say it shows his style and… what’s that word… flair? Yeah, flair. Guess it means he’s showy. Like a peacock struttin’ around the barnyard.
This McGregor fella, he ain’t afraid to try new things with his hair. One day it’s short, next day it’s long, then it’s got braids. He’s always changin’ it up. It’s like he’s got a different head of hair for every fight. I don’t get it, myself. Hair’s just hair, right? Keeps your head warm in the winter, I guess. But these young folks, they make a big fuss over it.
I remember when men just had short hair, neat and tidy. Now they got all these fancy names and styles. Undercuts, fades, braids… it’s enough to make your head spin. But hey, if it makes ‘em happy, I guess it’s alright. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody. And this McGregor fella, he seems to like his fancy haircuts. Makes him stand out, I suppose. Like a rooster in a hen house.
So, yeah, Conor McGregor’s haircuts. They’re a thing. People talk about ‘em, write about ‘em, even copy ‘em. He’s got the slicked back undercut, the fade, and them crazy braids. And probably a whole bunch more I ain’t even heard of. He’s got what they call “iconic hairstyles”. Guess that means they’re famous. Like Elvis’s hair, or somethin’. But to me, it’s just hair. Though I gotta admit, some of them cuts do look kinda neat. Even an old woman like me can see that.
So that’s the story on Conor McGregor’s hair, as best as I can tell it. It’s a whole lot of fuss over nothin’ much, if you ask me. But hey, that’s just my opinion. You young folks can do what you want with your hair. Just try to keep it clean, that’s all I ask.
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