Alright, so you wanna know about this wrestling stuff, the ppv wwe schedule, right? I’ll tell ya what I know, but don’t expect no fancy words from me. I just call it like I see it.
So, they got these big wrestling shows, right? They call ’em PPVs or somethin’. I guess it means you gotta pay to watch ’em, like them fancy cable channels. Anyways, they happen all the time, seems like every month or so. They got names like Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber. Sounds dangerous, if you ask me.
Now, this year, 2024, they already had a bunch of ’em. I heard tell there was one in July, in Toronto. Money in the Bank, they called it. Sounded like a good deal, but I bet it wasn’t no real money they was givin’ away. Just more wrestlin’.
And there’s gonna be another one in December, on the 14th. Saturday Night’s Main Event, they’re sayin’. In New York, that big city. Probably a lot of yelling and stomping going on there. They say it’s gonna be on that Peacock thing and NBC, whatever those are.
Then they got plans for next year, 2025, already. Another one of them Elimination Chamber things in Toronto again. March the 1st, they’re sayin’. Seems like they like that Toronto place. Maybe the wrestlin’ folks get a good deal on the donuts up there, I dunno.
- Royal Rumble: Heard it’s a big one, lots of fellas fightin’ in the ring all at once. Sounds like a mess to me.
- Elimination Chamber: This one sounds scary. They put them wrestlers in a big cage, like animals or somethin’. Then they fight till only one is left. Brutal, I tell ya.
- Money in the Bank: Like I said, I bet it ain’t real money. Probably just a contract for more wrestlin’. These fellas never get tired of fightin’, it seems.
- Saturday Night’s Main Event: This one’s comin’ up soon. Big show, I guess. They always make a big fuss about these things.
I can’t keep track of all the dates and places, to be honest. Too much goin’ on for this old brain. But if you look online, they got it all written down somewhere. Just search for WWE PPV schedule 2024 or somethin’ like that, and you’ll find it. My grandkids are always lookin’ stuff up on them phones, so it can’t be too hard.
They got all sorts of wrestlers, too. Big fellas, small fellas, loud fellas, quiet fellas. Some of ’em wear masks, some of ’em wear fancy pants. They all pretend to hate each other, but I bet they’re just friends behind the scenes. It’s all a show, you know. Like them soap operas on the TV, but with more muscles and spandex.
I don’t watch it much myself, this wrestlin’ stuff. Too much hollerin’ and fake punchin’ for my taste. I’d rather watch a good gardening show or somethin’. But hey, different strokes for different folks, as they say. If you like watchin’ big fellas in tight pants pretend to beat each other up, then you go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to understand it.
So, that’s the lowdown on the WWE PPV schedule as far as I know it. They got shows all the time, all over the place. Just look it up online if you want the exact dates and times. And don’t forget, it’s all just for fun. Nobody’s really gettin’ hurt, I hope.
Upcoming WWE PPV Schedule:
- Saturday Night’s Main Event: December 14, 2024 – Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Uniondale, New York
- Elimination Chamber: March 1, 2025 – Rogers Centre, Toronto
That’s all I got for ya. Go enjoy your wrestlin’ shows, and don’t forget to eat your vegetables.
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