Okay, so we needed to sort out the draft order for our fantasy league this year. Always a bit of a headache, right? Trying to keep everyone happy, make it fair, but also, you know, have a bit of fun with it.

Getting Started – The Usual Mess
First off, we kicked around the old ideas. Drawing names from a hat? Yeah, done that. Boring. Last year’s standings? Nah, felt like punishing the folks who stunk it up, and where’s the fun in that for them? We wanted something fresh. Something that got everyone involved before the draft even started.
I remember one year we tried some online randomizer. Clicked a button, boom, order set. Felt kinda cold, you know? Like the computer just decided our fate. Didn’t feel like our league.
Exploring Some Options
So, I started looking into different ways people do this. Found a bunch of stuff online, people get really creative.
- Physical challenges: Things like beer pong tournaments, hot dog eating contests, timed puzzles. Sounded fun, but honestly, coordinating 12 people for something like that? Nightmare. Plus, not everyone’s into the same stuff.
- Games of chance (but fancier): Stuff like a mini lottery ball machine, using playing cards, or even betting on a real-life event like a horse race or a NASCAR race. Getting warmer.
- Performance-based stuff: Like using scores from a Wonderlic test, or combine results from players. Seemed a bit too serious, too much like actual work.
What We Actually Did This Year
I liked the idea of chance, but wanted to make it an event. We settled on something simple but kinda interactive. We decided to use playing cards, but with a little twist.
Here’s how I set it up:
Step 1: Got myself a standard deck of playing cards. Took out the Jokers, obviously.
Step 2: I grabbed 12 cards – specifically, the Ace through Queen of a single suit (let’s say, Spades). Ace would be the #1 pick, King #2, Queen #3, and so on, down to the 2 card being #12. Made sense, right? High card gets the first pick.
Step 3: Got 12 identical envelopes. Put one card into each envelope and sealed ’em up tight. Shuffled those envelopes like crazy. Seriously, mixed them up real good so even I didn’t know which was which.

Step 4: We all got together – virtually, this year, over a video call. Did a quick random draw (just names out of a digital hat this time, ironically) to decide the order in which people would pick their envelope.
Step 5: Went down that list. Called out a name, they picked an envelope number (I had them numbered 1 to 12 on the outside). I opened the envelope they picked, showed the card to the camera. That determined their draft spot. Rinse and repeat.
How It Went Down
Honestly? It worked out great. There was actual suspense! People were yelling at the screen, hoping for the Ace, groaning when they got a low card. It felt like a real event, even though we were all just staring at our computers. Took maybe 20 minutes total, but it was way more engaging than just reading a list spat out by a website.
Everyone felt it was fair ’cause it was pure luck, but the process of picking the envelopes added that little bit of personal involvement. Plus, gave us something to trash talk about immediately. You know, “Can’t believe Dave lucked into the #1 pick again!” Classic stuff.
So yeah, that’s what we did. Simple, cheap, got everyone tuned in. Might do it again next year, or maybe try something else. Keeps it interesting, you know?