Listen up, you little whippersnappers! I’m gonna tell ya somethin’ about this here internet thing. This whole thing, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. So this fella, this Shaquille O’Neal, big fella, basketball player. He said somethin’ the other day, got everyone all riled up. Said to Google “Shaq in a pink thong.” Now what in the tarnation is that all about?
My granddaughter, she showed me on her phone. You type it in, this Google thing, it shows ya all sorts of things. Pictures, words, all of it. I said, “Why would anyone wanna search for that?” She just giggled. Kids these days, I swear. They find everything funny. She’s always on that phone, searchin’ for this and that, pictures, you name it. And this google thing, you can find anything on it, pictures, webpages, anything you could ever want.
This Google thing, it’s like a magic window, I guess. You type in what you’re lookin’ for, and bam! There it is. Like findin’ a needle in a haystack, only easier. It’s like a big ol’ library, but you don’t gotta leave your chair. You can even look at pictures. Lots and lots of pictures.
Now, this Shaq fella, he’s a big deal, I reckon. Played basketball. My grandson, he used to watch him all the time. Big fella, always dunkin’ that ball. He’s a funny one, too. Always makin’ jokes. But “Shaq in a pink thong”? That’s a new one, even for him.
My granddaughter, she told me this Shaq is on some podcast. Some show where they just talk and talk. Apparently, he told that girl, Bobbi, that he wore that pink thing to the beach. Can you imagine? A big fella like that, in a pink thong! He told her to google it! I declare!
- Type it in, she says.
- Google “Shaq in a pink thong.”
- Just like that.
And that Bobbi girl, she’s somethin’ else, too. Funny, they say. But I don’t know. Kids these days and their humor. It’s all different now. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this internet stuff. We had to, you know, use our imaginations. This internet thing, sometimes I think it just makes everything weirder.
Anyways, this whole thing got me thinkin’. You can find anything on this Google thing. Anything at all. It’s kinda scary, if you ask me. You gotta be careful what you type in there. You never know what might pop up. Like, for instance, “Shaq in a pink thong.” Goodness gracious.
This world we live in now, it’s changin’ so fast. Too fast, if you ask me. I heard some folks talkin’ one time, they was sayin’ how this Google thing got started. Some fella, smart fella, he told someone else about it. Said you could type on your phone and search for things. And that person, they put money into it. And now look at it! Biggest thing since sliced bread, I reckon.
But still, “Shaq in a pink thong.” I just can’t get over that. I mean, what is the world comin’ to? I guess some things are just meant to be a mystery. Or maybe it’s just a joke. This Shaq fella, he’s always jokin’ around. Maybe that’s all it is. Just a big joke. I’m gonna go watch my stories now. This whole internet thing is givin’ me a headache.
I remember one time, my grandson tried to show me how to use this Google thing to find a recipe for apple pie. Said it was easier than lookin’ in my old cookbook. Well, I tried it, but I ended up lookin’ at pictures of cats for an hour. That darn thing is addicting, you gotta be careful! I swear, this whole search thing is gonna be the death of me. I prefer my old ways, thank you very much.
So there you have it. The story of “Shaq in a pink thong” and this whole Google business. It’s a strange world we live in, that’s for sure. I guess you young folks like it, though, always on your phones, searchin’ for this and that. Like that Shaq and his pink thing at the beach. Just remember to be careful what you search for. You never know what you might find. And sometimes, some things are better left unseen. Or ungoogled, as you young folks say.
