Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! It’s about that Becky Lynch gal, ain’t it? I heard some folks yapping about her the other day. She’s that wrestler, right? Big star, that one. Big star in WWE. But she ain’t been around for a while. I heard people talk about Becky Lynch WWE.
She used to be on that wrestling show, the WWE, all the time. My grandson, bless his heart, he used to watch it religiously. Always hootin’ and hollerin’ at the TV. And this Becky, she was his favorite. Mine too, if I’m being honest. She’s a tough cookie, that one. Always scrappin’ and fightin’. Reminds me of myself when I was younger, ha! I ain’t no wrestler though.
I heard she ain’t wrestled since May. May! That’s a long time. They had some big match, somethin’ about a cage. Cage Match? Sounds dangerous! And she lost, poor thing. Lost to someone named Liv. Liv Morgan, I think that’s the name. That’s what I heard, anyway. Heard she was the Women’s World Champion. Fancy title, huh?
Then, her… whatchamacallit… her contract, it ran out. Like milk gone sour. June first, they said. June first! And she’s been gone since. WWE called it a “hi-ay-tus.” Fancy word for just takin’ a break, I reckon. But six months! That is a long time for Becky Lynch to take a break.
- She’s gone from WWE.
- Her contract ended.
- She lost a big match.
- She’s on a “hi-ay-tus.”
Now, I heard some folks whisperin’ that she might be done. Retired, they said. Hung up her boots, so to speak. But I don’t believe it. Not one bit. That Becky, she’s got too much fire in her belly. She ain’t the type to just quit. No sir, not Becky. Becky Lynch retired? No, no.
I heard she’s been busy though. Doin’ other things. Not wrestling things. What those things are, I don’t rightly know. Maybe she’s learnin’ to knit. Or bake pies. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Becky Lynch, the pie baker! Haha! She could call her pies “Becky Two Belts” pies! Remember when she was Becky Two Belts? That was somethin’, wasn’t it?
Speaking of two, I heard she’s got a fella. That Seth Rollins. Another wrestler. They were just friends for a long time, they said. Like two peas in a pod. Then, somethin’ happened, and they started courtin’. Now they’re hitched! Good for them, I say. Love is a beautiful thing. They are good together. Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins are a good couple.
She had another fella before, I heard. Someone named Luke. And he had a gal named…Zahra? Somethin’ like that. But that’s old news. Water under the bridge, as they say. Doesn’t matter now. What matters is that Becky and Seth found each other. That’s a good love.
I also heard she’s a mama now. Got a little one. That’s wonderful, ain’t it? Being a mama is the best job in the world. Toughest job, too. But worth every minute. I bet she’s a good mama. She seems nice. She can do many things. She can be a wrestler, a mama. I heard she can act too.
Some folks are sayin’ she might come back to wrestling. They say her name is still on some list at the WWE. Like she’s still part of the family. That’s good to hear. I hope she do come back to WWE. Becky Lynch return will be good news.
I miss seein’ her on the TV. She was always so entertainin’. Full of spunk, that one. And tough as nails. She could really put on a show. I hope she comes back soon. The WWE ain’t the same without her. Some people say that she will do a new job. Maybe on TV. I hope she does what makes her happy. I heard her name is Rebecca Knox too.
There was a lot of talk about her contract. Lots of folks wonderin’ what’s goin’ on. But I don’t pay much mind to that. Contracts and money, that’s all just grown-up stuff. What matters is that Becky’s happy. And healthy. That’s all that matters. I don’t know much about Becky Lynch contract. That is none of my business.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about Becky Lynch. She’s a good egg, that one. A real firecracker. I hope she’s doin’ well, wherever she is. And I hope she comes back to wrestling someday. But even if she doesn’t, I’ll still be a fan. Once a fan, always a fan, I always say.
