Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this Kelly Kay, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, or what I heard anyways. It ain’t always easy to keep up with these young folks, always doin’ somethin’ different. But I’ll do my best, ya hear?
First off, seems like there’s a whole bunch of Kellys out there. Like, a whole bunch. You got your Kellys on them picture shows, you know, the ones they call “Elitebabes.” Heard they got videos and pictures and all that. Don’t ask me what they doin’ in them pictures, I ain’t seen ’em myself, but folks talk, ya know? And seems like a lot of folks wanna see this particular Kelly Mast, whoever she is.
Then you got your Kellys on that there “Instagram.” Now, that’s somethin’ else. It’s like a picture book, but everyone’s in it, showin’ off whatever they got. There’s this Kelly Cass, she talks about the weather. Says she’s a “meteorologist.” Sounds fancy, huh? I guess she tells folks if it’s gonna rain or shine. Got a whole bunch of folks followin’ her, too. Thousands, they say. Can you believe that? Thousands of folks want to know what she thinks about the weather! Lord have mercy.
- So we got picture Kelly, weather Kelly… who else we got?
- Oh yeah, there’s music Kellys too!
Heard somethin’ ’bout a Kelly Clarkson on the radio the other day. Sings real loud, she does. And she was talkin’ ’bout bein’ naked! Can you imagine? Said somethin’ ’bout “just bodies.” Well, I guess we all got ’em, ain’t we? But no need to go shoutin’ about it on the radio, if you ask me. And this Tyler Posey fella, he was in on it too. Young folks these days, I tell ya.
And then there’s Kellys from all over. One, they say, comes from some place called Amsterdam. Sounds foreign, don’t it? Probably talks all funny and eats weird food. But she’s here now, I guess. Folks got opinions about that, I bet. Always do.
Then there’s the Kellys who take pictures for a livin’. Like this Kelly Bonnez. She takes pictures of folks gettin’ hitched, babies, families, all that. Even takes pictures of ladies in their… well, never mind. Let’s just say she takes all kinds of pictures. Lives in a place called Boulder, wherever that is. Must be nice there, if she’s takin’ all them happy pictures.
And then you got your cookin’ Kellys. Saw somethin’ ’bout a “Kelly Kitchen” online. Said she got “simply good recipes.” Well, I like simple. And I like good. Maybe I’ll have to look her up, see what she’s cookin’. Probably got all them fancy ingredients I can’t even pronounce, but a good recipe is a good recipe, no matter what.
Seems like no matter where you look, you find a Kelly somethin’. There’s even a Kelly Mackey on somethin’ called “Pinterest.” Don’t ask me what that is, I ain’t got a clue. But seems like she’s got all sorts of things on there. Discoverin’ stuff, they say. Well, good for her, I guess. Always good to discover new things, even if it’s just on some fancy computer thingamajig.
And even that Halle Berry, who ain’t no Kelly, she’s in the mix, somehow. Folks are always talkin’ about her, just like they talk about all these Kellys. She kicked off Easter, they said. Don’t know how you kick off a holiday, but I guess she did it. Seems like these famous folks, they can do just about anything they want.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know ’bout Kelly Kay, or at least, all the Kellys I heard about. Like I said, there’s a whole bunch of ’em, doin’ all sorts of things. Picture takin’, weather talkin’, singin’ naked, cookin’ good food, discoverin’ stuff… you name it, there’s probably a Kelly doin’ it. It’s a Kelly world out there, I tell ya. Just a Kelly world. And who knows, maybe tomorrow there’ll be even more Kellys doin’ even more things. Hard to keep up, it is. But that’s life, I guess. Always changin’, always somethin’ new. Just like them Kellys.
