Alright, so you wanna know about this Kerry Kittles fella and how much money he’s got, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. They say this Kerry guy, he used to play that basketball game, you know, the one with the bouncing ball and the tall fellas? Yeah, that one.
Now, I ain’t no fancy pants expert or nothin’, but from what I gather, this Kerry was pretty good at it. Played for a long time, too. Twelve seasons, they say! That’s a whole lotta bouncing and running, if you ask me. Must’ve made him a pretty penny, all that bouncing and running.
So, how much money we talkin’ about? Well, that’s where it gets a little tricky. Folks say different things, you know? Some say he’s got around $30 million. Thirty million! That’s enough to buy a whole lotta chickens, let me tell ya. And maybe a fancy tractor, too.
But then you hear other folks sayin’ it’s more like $15 million or maybe $20 million. Still a whole heap of money, no matter how you slice it. I mean, even $15 million is more than I’ll ever see in my lifetime, that’s for sure. Makes you wonder where all that money comes from, just bouncing a ball around.
- They say he made a good bit of money while he was playin’, somethin’ like $67 million over his whole career. That’s just the salary, mind you. Don’t even count all the other stuff they get. Imagine gettin’ paid that much just to play a game! Landsakes.
- And then there’s all the other stuff, you know, the advertisements and such. I seen these fellas on TV, sellin’ everything from shoes to cereal. Probably made a bundle doin’ that, too. These city folk, they sure know how to make money.
Now, Kerry ain’t playin’ basketball no more. Seems he had to stop ’cause of some injuries. Poor fella. All that bouncing and running must’ve taken its toll. But don’t you worry about him, he ain’t sittin’ around doin’ nothin’.
Heard tell he went into coachin’ for a spell, teachin’ them young fellas how to bounce and run. Did that at a place called Princeton, fancy name, huh? Guess he was passin’ on all them secrets he learned from all them years of playin’.
And even after that coachin’ gig, I bet he’s still got his fingers in a few pies, so to speak. These rich folks, they always find ways to make more money. Maybe he’s got some businesses or somethin’. I wouldn’t be surprised. Once you get a taste of that fancy city life and all that money, it’s hard to go back to just plain livin’, I reckon.
So, to sum it all up, this Kerry Kittles fella, he’s got a whole lotta money. Exactly how much, nobody really knows for sure, but it’s somewhere between $15 million and $30 million, from what I hear. And he made it all from playin’ that basketball game and probably a bunch of other stuff, too. He was born back in 1974, so he’s been around the block a few times. And now he’s retired, enjoying the fruits of his labor, I guess. Good for him, I say. He earned it, all that bouncing and running.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. All this talk about millions got me thinkin’ about how much feed I could buy with that kinda money. Enough to last a lifetime, I bet.
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