Alright, let’s talk about this Kyler Murray fella, the Arizona Cardinals’ quarterback. Folks are yappin’ about him, so I figured I’d chime in. Heard tell he ain’t gonna play no pre-season games this year, 2024 that is. Coach Gannon, he’s the head honcho, said so. Guess they wanna keep him all wrapped up in cotton wool or somethin’.
Now, they paid this boy a whole heap of money, somethin’ like 230 million dollars over five years. That’s enough to buy a whole lotta chickens, let me tell ya. He’s got a contract for four more years, with the team gettin’ to decide if they want him for another year after that, in 2028. That’s a long time, even for an old gal like me.
Kyler Murray and the Injury Bug
But here’s the thing, this Kyler fella, he’s been hurtin’ lately. Two years in a row, he’s been laid up with injuries. That ain’t no good, not for a football player. Makes you wonder if he’s gonna be one of them fellas who’s always gettin’ banged up. Hope not, for the Cardinals’ sake. They’re payin’ him a king’s ransom, after all.
Fantasy Football and Kyler Murray
- Now, some folks are talkin’ about fantasy football. I don’t know nothin’ about that stuff, sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But they’re sayin’ Kyler’s a good pick, especially later on in the draft. Call him a “late-round quarterback option” or some such nonsense.
- They’re rankin’ him as the 10th best quarterback overall. Beats me what that means, but I guess it’s good.
Backups and Such
This Clayton Tune fella, he’s the backup. Means he plays if Kyler can’t. They also got this young fella, Christian Jones, playin’ tackle. He was hurt, but now he’s back. Good for him, I guess. Always nice to see young folks gettin’ back on their feet.
Video Games and Critics
And wouldn’t you know it, some folks got their noses all bent outta shape ’cause this Kyler likes to play video games. Call of Duty, they say. Well, I say let the boy have his fun. He ain’t hurtin’ nobody. Always some busybodies stickin’ their noses where they don’t belong.
Waiting for the Regular Season
So, the long and short of it is, we ain’t gonna see Kyler Murray playin’ no games till the regular season starts. We’ll just have to wait and see if he’s healthy and ready to go. Hope he is. The Cardinals need him, and those folks who picked him in their fantasy games are probably holdin’ their breath too. Me? I’ll just stick to watchin’ the chickens. They’re a whole lot less complicated.
Looking Ahead to the 2024 NFL Season
This 2024 season, it’s gonna be interestin’ to see how Kyler does. He’s got a lot of pressure on him, what with that big contract and all. And with them injuries, folks are gonna be watchin’ him real close. Hope he can stay healthy and play good. That’s all you can ask for, really.
Final Thoughts on Kyler Murray
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this Kyler Murray. He’s a football player, a rich one at that, who likes video games and has been hurt a bit lately. We’ll see what happens when the season starts. Maybe he’ll be great, maybe he’ll be a bust. Only time will tell. And in the meantime, I’ll just keep tendin’ to my chickens and leavin’ the football to them young fellas.
Tags: [Kyler Murray, Arizona Cardinals, NFL, 2024 season, Jonathan Gannon, Fantasy Football, Quarterback, Injury, Clayton Tune, Christian Jones, Preseason]
