Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this Antonio Trocoli fella and that Mackenzie Dern gal. It’s a whole lotta drama, like somethin’ outta them soap operas my grandbaby watches. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout fightin’ myself, but these two, they do that punchin’ and wrestlin’ stuff on TV, you know?
Mackenzie Dern, she’s a tough cookie, a real strong woman. They say she’s a champ, winin’ all sorts of belts and medals. Got herself a little girl too, cute as a button. Seen pictures on that… what do you call it… Insta-thingy? Yeah, Instagram. Folks love her, got a million followers or somethin’. That’s a whole lotta folks, more than our whole town put together, I reckon.
This Dern girl, she trains hard. Runs in the mornin’, then punches them mitts with her coach, Eddie Cha, or somethin’ like that. Works up a sweat, I bet. Just like us when we’re haulin’ hay, but different, ya know? She’s fightin’ folks, we’re just feedin’ the cows.
- She’s real good at that wrestlin’ stuff, they call it “BJJ.” Don’t ask me what that means, sounds fancy though.
- She’s also ranked pretty high in the UFC, number six or somethin’. That’s like bein’ near the top, I guess.
- She’s got this little girl, Moa, born a few years back. Cute kid.
Now, here’s where it gets messy. This Antonio Trocoli fella, he’s a fighter too, I think. Big fella, probably. Well, he got himself arrested, see? Down in California, they say. Somethin’ ’bout “battery charges.” Sounds like he done punched someone he shouldn’t have.
And guess who he supposedly punched? Mackenzie Dern’s ex-husband, Wesley Santos! Can ya believe it? That’s like somethin’ outta a bad country song. Ex-husband, new fella, punches flyin’… it’s a whole heap of trouble.
The police, they took him away, locked him up, I reckon. Misdemeanor, they called it. Don’t know what that means exactly, but it ain’t good, that’s for sure. Maybe he just got a little hot-headed. Men do that sometimes, you know? Especially them fightin’ types.
And now, folks are sayin’ Dern and Trocoli, they’re splittin’ up. She done took all his pictures off her Instagram, they say. That’s how young folks do things these days, I guess. No more pictures, no more love. Sad, ain’t it? Two fighters, a little girl, and a whole lot of drama.
Folks are talkin’, whisperin’ behind their hands. “He assaulted her ex-husband,” they say. “She’s leavin’ him,” they say. It’s all over the internet, they tell me. That internet thing, it’s got all the gossip, faster than a hen can peck corn.
I don’t know what’s gonna happen next. Maybe they’ll get back together, maybe they won’t. Maybe Trocoli will go to jail, maybe he won’t. But one thing’s for sure, it’s a mess. A big ol’ tangled-up mess, just like my yarn when the cat gets ahold of it.
So that’s the story, as best as I can tell ya. Antonio Trocoli, Mackenzie Dern, and a whole lotta drama. It’s like somethin’ outta that TV show, the one with all the fightin’ and the cryin’. Just goes to show, even them famous folks got problems, just like the rest of us.
And that little Moa girl, I hope she’s alright. Kids shouldn’t have to see all this grown-up mess. They need love and hugs, not punchin’ and yellin’. But that’s just my two cents, y’know. What do I know? I’m just an old woman, tellin’ ya what I heard.
Anyways, that’s all I got. Go on now, get back to your work. And don’t go punchin’ nobody, ya hear?
Tags: Mackenzie Dern, Antonio Trocoli, UFC, MMA, Assault, Battery, Relationship, Divorce, Fighting, Wesley Santos
