Well, well, well, look at this here thing about Mike Trout trade. That boy, he sure can hit that ball, can’t he? But it seems like people want to trade him around like he’s some old mule. I seen them say he is injured, won’t play in 2024. What a mess!
I heard some folks sayin’ he’s gonna quit playing after 2024. He’s gettin’ up there in age, I reckon. Still, it’s a shame to see a good player like that hang it up. But what can you do? That’s what I want to know.
Now, they talkin’ ’bout this Mike Trout trade to some team called the Phillies. Sounds like a fancy place. They say it’s a big risk, like bettin’ all your chickens on one fox. If he gets better, he’d do good for them, maybe they’d win the big game. But that’s a big “if,” ain’t it?
And then, I seen somethin’ about the Braves. They talkin’ ’bout takin’ him on, with his big ol’ salary, must be a lot of money. I don’t know much about money. He’d have to want to leave Los Angeles, that’s where he plays now. And then those Angels, they gotta say yes to the whole thing. Sounds like a whole lot of hoopla to me. Not very likely, someone said, and I agree, sounds too complicated.
They also mention Kansas City Royals, sounds like another team. A young team, they said. Can Mike Trout still play good? I think he can. I seen him play, he’s good. But I don’t know much about baseball, just know he’s a big name.
- He’s playin’ for the Halos, whatever that is. 13 years they say, that’s a long time.
- They thought about tradin’ him before, in the winter. I don’t know why, he seems like a good player to me.
- Now he’s hitting some numbers, .286/.333/.929, I don’t understand what that means, but I guess it’s good.
- He plays center field, that’s what they call it.
Some folks writin’ about Mike Trout trade, sayin’ it’s a good idea. Millville, they mentioned, don’t know where that is. This whole thing, it’s got me all confused. Is he stayin’? Is he goin’? Who knows.
This Mike Trout trade business is all just a bunch of talk, if you ask me. Like a bunch of hens cluckin’ in the coop. They make a lot of noise, but not much comes of it. Just a lot of folks sayin’ this and that, but nobody really knows nothin’.
They say he’s a good player, that Mike Trout. I seen him on the TV a few times. He can sure hit that ball far. I guess that’s why everybody’s talkin’ about him. But all this tradin’ talk, it’s just a lot of hot air, if you ask me.
He’s got a big name, this Mike Trout. Everywhere you look, they talkin’ about him. “Mike Trout this,” “Mike Trout that.” It’s enough to make your head spin. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady, I don’t know much about this baseball stuff. All this Mike Trout trade talk, maybe it will happen, maybe it won’t. Only time will tell, I guess.
This whole thing reminds me of when old Bessie, my neighbor’s cow, got loose. Everybody was runnin’ around, hollerin’ and shoutin’, tryin’ to catch her. Made a big fuss, but Bessie just kept on doin’ what she wanted. Maybe this Mike Trout trade is like that. A lot of fuss over nothin’.
Mike Trout, he seems like a good boy. Hope he does what’s best for him. Whether he stays or goes, I hope he keeps hittin’ that ball far. That’s all that matters, ain’t it? Just doin’ what you’re good at.
Well, I reckon I’ve said my piece about this Mike Trout trade. It’s all a big mystery to me. But like I said, I don’t know much about these things. I just hope that boy is happy, wherever he ends up playin’. That’s all that really matters in the end, ain’t it? Being happy and doin’ what you love. Now, where’d I put my glasses?
