Well, I tell you what, I done seen a thing or two in my day, but this raw monday results thing, it’s somethin’ else. It’s like them chickens fightin’ in the yard, but with more yellin’ and fancy clothes. And more people watchin’ them chickens fightin’.
They got these fellas, all big and muscled up, and they’re jumpin’ around in a square. That square is the ring. They call it a ring. I don’t know why they call it a ring, it is a square. They go at it, like a couple of bulls in the pasture when they both want the same heifer. It’s a sight, I’ll give ’em that.
One of them is Seth Rollins, that’s what they call him. He’s a feisty one, always got somethin’ to say. Then there’s this other fella, Bronson Reed. He’s big, like a barn door. And they was fightin’ the other night, on Monday Night Raw, that is what they said. This Bronson Reed fella, he won, but it weren’t right, that other fella, Solo Sikoa, he helped him. It ain’t fair, but that’s how it goes sometimes, I reckon. They are fightin’ like cats and dogs, I tell ya.
- Seth Rollins, he’s a tough one.
- Bronson Reed, big as a house.
- Solo Sikoa, he helped Bronson.
- They all fight on raw monday.
Now, they got all these other folks too, wrestlin’ and carryin’ on. They got this one, they call him Gunther, he’s some kinda champion. World heavyweight champion, that is what they call him. I don’t know what that means, but he seems important. He was startin’ the show. He has a new enemy now, they say. Someone wants to take his place. They are all wantin’ to be the top dog, it seems.
And they got all these cameras and lights, flashin’ and poppin’. And the people, they’re just hollerin’ and screamin’, like they lost their minds. They love it, though. They eat it up like it’s candy. I don’t know what all that yellin’ is about, you can watch it on TV, though, if you got one of them fancy ones. I don’t know how to get it, but they say it is on TV. They got all kinds of shows, like FuboTV, DirecTV, and SlingTV, that is what they call ’em. You have to pay to watch it. And you have to pay less the first time you watch, then more later. They got all kinds of tricks, these TV people.
There was this other time, they said a fella was comin’ back. They call him Reigns. Sounds like that wet stuff that falls from the sky. Anyways, they said it was a big deal, him comin’ back. They are all excited for that. They said it was a good thing, a positive note. I don’t know what that means, but they were all happy about it.
They had this other one, they call it Clash at the Castle. Sounds like a bunch of pots and pans bangin’ together. They were all gettin’ ready for that. They was all fightin’ and arguin’, gettin’ ready for this Clash at the Castle thing.
This raw monday results thing, it’s somethin’ to behold, I reckon. A bunch of folks, all riled up, fightin’ and carryin’ on. And you can watch it. Every week they do it. It’s a whole lot of somethin’ over nothin’, if you ask me. But people sure do love it.
I remember one time, back when I was a little girl, we had a couple of roosters that got into it. Feathers flyin’ everywhere, squawkin’ and carryin’ on. This WWE Raw thing, it reminds me of that. Just a bunch of folks, all worked up, tryin’ to be the top rooster.
They got winners, they got losers, just like them roosters. One comes out on top, the other one gets to peckin’ around in the dirt. That’s just the way it is, I suppose. You win some, you lose some, that is what they say. I don’t know who won this week, and who lost. I just know there was a lot of fightin’.
You can find out what happened, though. They got it all wrote down somewhere, all the raw monday results. I don’t know where, but they got it. They keep track of all that, who won, who lost, who did what to who. They write it down, just like when I write down how many eggs my hens lay. You gotta keep track of things, that’s important. And they write it all down for these Monday Night Raw results.
So, if you’re interested in that sort of thing, this raw monday business, you can probably find out more about it. Just don’t expect me to understand it. It’s all a bit much for this old gal. I’ll stick to my chickens, thank you very much. They make more sense than these WWE Raw results.
