Okay, so, “red panty” – sounds crazy, right? But hear me out. It all started with this silly online dare I saw. I was bored, scrolling through stuff, and stumbled upon this… thing. Basically, you do this ritual, supposedly, to summon… something. I don’t even know what. I’m not really into the supernatural, but I was like, “What the heck, let’s give it a shot.”
First, I needed, well, red panties. Obviously. Luckily I had those. Brand new, actually. Never worn. It felt kinda weird dedicating perfectly good underwear to this, but hey, commitment, right?
Next, the instructions were super vague. Something about a dark room, a candle, and chanting some words. I grabbed a red candle – figured it matched the theme – and found this “incantation” online. It was probably gibberish, but whatever. I cleared off my desk, shut the curtains, and made the room as dark as I could.
The “Ritual”
So, there I was, sitting in the near-dark, red panties on the desk, flickering candle light. It felt incredibly dumb, I’m not gonna lie. I started reading the “incantation” out loud, stumbling over the weird words. My voice echoed in the quiet room, and honestly, I felt more like I was doing a bad play rehearsal than summoning anything.
- Step 1: Get the panties. Check.
- Step 2: Dark room. Check.
- Step 3: Light the red candle. Check.
- Step 4: Say the weird words. Mostly check. I think I messed up a few.
I kept going, trying to keep a straight face. Halfway through, my cat, Whiskers, decided to join the party. He jumped up on the desk, nearly knocking over the candle, and started batting at the panties. I burst out laughing. So much for a spooky atmosphere.
After I wrestled the panties away from Whiskers and finished the “incantation” (with a few giggles), I just… sat there. Nothing happened. Surprise, surprise. The candle flickered, Whiskers purred, and I felt like a complete idiot.
I blew out the candle, turned on the lights, and put the panties back in my drawer. They’re just regular panties again. Maybe even more regular now, since they’ve been through a “ritual.”
So, yeah, that was my red panty experience. Nothing magical, nothing scary. Just a good reminder that some internet dares are best left undone. And, hey, at least I got a funny story out of it – and Whiskers got a new toy, for a little while, anyway.
