Hey there, you young’uns! Let me tell you about this thing called a boogeyman action figure. Sounds spooky, right? Well, it kinda is, but it’s also just a toy, see?
This here boogeyman, he’s from that wrestlin’ show, that WWE. Big fella, all painted up scary-like. Red and yellow and black paint all over his face. Looks like somethin’ out of a nightmare, I tell ya! But my grandson, bless his heart, he loves this thing.
Now, this ain’t just any old toy. This boogeyman action figure, it’s fancy. It’s one of them “Elite” ones, whatever that means. Means it costs more, I reckon! But it’s got all these… these bendy parts. You can move his arms and legs all around, make him do all sorts of wrestlin’ moves.
- This boogeyman, he’s a big deal in that WWE.
- He’s all scary lookin’, supposed to frighten folks.
- This toy, it’s called an “Elite Collection” figure.
- You can bend him and pose him, like he’s really wrestlin’.
My grandson, he’s got a whole bunch of these wrestlin’ figures. He makes ’em fight each other. It’s a whole big thing. This boogeyman action figure, though, he’s the scariest of the bunch. The other ones, they just look like regular fellas, but this one, he’s somethin’ else.
They call it “TrueFX” technology. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but the young’uns, they eat it up. It just means it looks real, I guess. Like a tiny little version of the real boogeyman. Creepy, huh?
This WWE Boogeyman Elite, that is what it is called, is hard to find. I had to look all over to get it for my grandson. If you see it, you better grab it fast. This one is what all the kids want. They love that scary stuff.
This boogeyman action figure, it comes in a box, all nice and new. Ready to “wreak havoc,” it says. Just a toy, though. Don’t you worry none. Ain’t gonna come alive and get you in the night, haha! Just somethin’ for the kids to play with.
I seen these things at the store, they got a whole bunch of ’em. Different wrestlers, different colors. But this boogeyman one, he’s special. He’s one of them “Champions,” they say. Means he’s a good wrestler, I guess. The best of the bunch, probably.
You can make him do all the moves he does on TV. He’s got, like, 25 of them “articulation” points. That means 25 places where he bends. Wrists, elbows, knees, all that. You can make him stand on one leg if you want. It is quite somethin’ to see. These kids, they have their fun with this WWE action figure.
- The toy looks just like the real boogeyman from TV.
- It’s got that “TrueFX” thing, makes it look real.
- It comes in a box, all new and ready to play with.
- He’s a “Champion” wrestler, one of the best, they say.
These toys are made by a company called “Mattel” or maybe “Jakks Pacific”, I heard both. Sounds like a fancy name. They make all sorts of toys, these folks. This WWE Elite 99 series is the newest. My grandson tells me all about this stuff. He’s a smart one, that boy. Knows all about these wrestlers and their toys.
If you got a little one who loves that wrestlin’, this boogeyman action figure, it’s a good one to get. They’ll play with it for hours, I guarantee it. It is a bit scary lookin’, though. I don’t know why they like that stuff. I reckon kids like to be scared. It is good fun for them to be scared sometimes, probably.
This action figure is one of those things that you can get to add to the collection. You know, like those old people who collect the plates, or stamps, or whatever. Kids do that with these figures. They got to have the whole collection, they say.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this boogeyman action figure. It’s a toy, it’s scary, and the kids love it. If you see one, grab it. They’re hard to find. I hope this helps you understand what this crazy toy is all about!
