Alright, let’s gab about this fella, Corey Seager. Folks keep askin’, “How much money does that boy have?” Well, I heard tell he’s got a whole heap of it. They call it “net worth,” like how much you’re worth if you sold off everything you own. It’s a pile, that’s for sure.
Corey Seager’s Got a Big Pile of Money
From what I gather, this Corey Seager fella, he plays baseball. Not just any baseball, mind you, but the big-time kind, the “Major League” they call it. He’s real good at it, apparently. Hits the ball far, catches it good, runs fast… you know, all that baseball stuff. And because he’s so good, they pay him a whole lot of money. We are talking millions, not pennies, honey.
Now, I ain’t no fancy accountant, but I heard some folks sayin’ his net worth is around 50 million dollars. Fifty million! Can you imagine? That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, and then some. They say he got most of that money from playin’ ball for these teams, the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Texas Rangers. Sounds like fancy places, them cities.
- He played for the Dodgers first
- Now he plays for the Rangers
They pay him a lot every year too, something like 35 million dollars a year. Thirty-five million! Just for playin’ a game! Landsakes, I work my fingers to the bone and don’t make a sliver of that. He must be somethin’ special. And they gave him even more money when he first signed up with them, a “signing bonus” they call it, but I don’t rightly know how much that was. It all sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but that’s what they say.
He’s a Shortstop, Whatever That Means
They say he plays “shortstop.” I ain’t got a clue what that means, but I reckon it’s important in baseball. He must be good at stoppin’ those balls from goin’ short, or somethin’. Anyways, he’s one of the best, and that’s why they pay him so much. They even call him one of the “highest-paid shortstops” in the whole league. Well, I guess so! With that kind of money, he could buy himself a whole town, I betcha.
He Got Himself Hitched Too
And get this, the boy went and got himself married. Yep, tied the knot with some gal named Madisyn Van Ham back in December. Good for him, I say. Hope she’s a nice girl. Maybe she helps him keep track of all that money. Fifty million dollars, that’s a lot to keep track of, even for a smart fella like him, I reckon.
People Look Him Up Online
Now, I don’t know much about this “online” stuff, but they tell me folks are always lookin’ him up on the internet. Wantin’ to know how much money he has, I guess. And they write about him on there, too. All about his baseball playin’ and how much money he makes. It’s a whole different world these days, with all this internet stuff. Back in my day, we didn’t have no such nonsense.
So, How Much is He Really Worth?
Well, like I said, they say it’s around 50 million dollars. That’s a whole heap of money, no matter how you slice it. He probably has a big fancy house, a nice car, and all the fixin’s. And good for him, I say. He worked hard for it, playin’ that baseball game. It ain’t easy, I bet, runnin’ around all day and hittin’ that ball. So, yeah, Corey Seager’s net worth? A whole lot, that’s what it is. Enough to make your head spin, and then some.
Some other numbers I heard, like 349,690, that doesn’t sound right. Must be somethin’ else, not his whole net worth. They like to throw numbers around, these city folk, but 50 million, that’s the number that sticks in my mind. That’s the kind of money that could change a whole lot of lives, not just his own.
All in all, Corey Seager is a rich man, made his money playing baseball, and seems to be doing alright for himself. Fifty million dollars… land sakes!
