Alright, let’s talk about this Bryson fella and his house, you know, the golf guy. Folks say he’s got some serious money, and from what I hear, his house ain’t no shack, that’s for sure.
First off, they say he bought a place in Dallas, Texas. Now, Dallas, that’s a big city, gotta be expensive there. This place, it wasn’t cheap even to start with, cost him over eight hundred thousand dollars, they say. That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I tell ya! But he didn’t just move in, no sir. He knocked the whole thing down! Can you imagine? Just tearing down a perfectly good house, probably bigger than most folks’ around here. Said it was on two and a half acres, that’s a lot of land, enough to grow a whole mess of corn, I reckon.
Then he built a brand new one, they say it’s worth over three million dollars now. Three million! My head spins just thinking about it. They say it’s got all sorts of fancy stuff inside. “Open floor plan,” they call it. Means there ain’t no walls, I guess, just one big room. Probably makes it hard to heat in the winter, if you ask me. And a “chef’s kitchen.” Now, what in the world does a chef need a special kitchen for? Stoves are stoves, ain’t they? But I guess rich folks got their ways. Oh, and a “game room.” Probably got one of them fancy pool tables and all sorts of electronic gadgets. Kids these days, they love them gadgets.
But hold on, the story don’t end there! This fella, he seems to like movin’ around. They say he went and bought another house, even fancier this time. This one’s in a place called Grapevine, still in Texas though. Skyline Oaks, they call the neighborhood. Fancy name, ain’t it? This house, they say it’s worth almost seven million dollars! Can you believe it? Seven million! Said it’s got the best views in the whole county. I don’t know what a county is exactly, but it sounds big. Must be nice to look out your window and see somethin’ pretty, I guess. They even got pictures of it online, all shiny and new. Big windows, fancy furniture, the whole shebang.
- House number one: Dallas, Texas. Cost over eight hundred thousand, then he spent more to build a new one, worth over three million. Big place, fancy kitchen, game room.
- House number two: Grapevine, Texas. Skyline Oaks neighborhood. Worth almost seven million dollars. Great views, they say.
But guess what? He sold that Dallas house! Just up and sold it. Maybe he didn’t like it no more, or maybe he just wanted a bigger, fancier one. Rich folks, they do things differently, I tell ya. Always buyin’ and sellin’, movin’ from one place to another. Me, I’ve lived in this same house for fifty years, and that’s good enough for me.
So, that’s the story of Bryson’s houses, as far as I can tell. From what I hear, he’s a good golfer, makes a lot of money, and likes to live in big, fancy houses. Good for him, I guess. Me, I’m happy with my little place, even if it ain’t worth seven million dollars. It’s home, and that’s all that matters.
Seems like this Bryson fella likes his privacy too. You don’t hear much about him from the neighbors or nothin’. Just shows you, money can buy you a lot of things, even peace and quiet, I reckon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go check on my chickens. They don’t care about no fancy houses, just want their feed.
In conclusion, Bryson DeChambeau has had some pretty impressive houses. Makes you wonder what kind of house he’ll buy next. Maybe he’ll move to another country even, who knows? Rich folks, they’re unpredictable, I tell you.
And honestly, all this talk about houses is makin’ me tired. I’d rather be out in the garden, workin’ with my hands. That’s real work, not like this golf stuff. But hey, everyone’s gotta make a livin’, I guess.
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