Well, let me tell you, I hear all the young folks talkin’ ’bout this WWE Monday Night Raw thing. They get all excited, hollerin’ and jumpin’ around. I don’t rightly know what’s so special about it, but they sure do love it. Seems like it’s some kind of wrestlin’ show, with big fellas throwin’ each other around.
They always askin’ “what time does WWE Monday Night Raw start?” Like it’s the most important thing in the world. I swear, they plan their whole day around it.
I did hear them sayin’ it starts at 8 o’clock at night, that’s 8 PM Eastern Time, whatever that means. I guess folks in different places see it at different times. Some folks say it is 7 PM CST, you know, it is all about time zone. And they watch it on that USA Network channel. That’s one of them fancy cable channels, I reckon. We used to just have a few channels, and we were happy with that!
They got all these ways to watch it now. You can watch it live as it’s happenin’, or you can watch it later, I don’t know how that works, but seems that is why I often heard some of them say they don’t know the WWE Raw start time. Somethin’ called streamin’. Sounds like a lot of fuss to me. But they all huddled around their phones and them computer boxes, watchin’ it on somethin’ called Peacock, or Fubo TV, or YouTube TV, or even DirecTV.
- 8 PM Eastern Time
- 7 PM Central Time
- USA Network
- Peacock
- Fubo TV
- YouTube TV
- DirecTV
Seems like a whole lot of ways to watch men in their underpants jumpin’ on each other, if you ask me. But hey, whatever makes ’em happy. I guess it is a big deal. Every Monday night, it’s the same thing. “What time does WWE Raw start?” “Is it 8 o’clock yet?” “Hurry up, it’s gonna start!”
Sometimes they talk about somethin’ called WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event. I guess that’s another one of them shows. They say that one’s on Saturday, also at 8 o’clock at night, but on somethin’ called NBC or this Peacock thing again. I don’t know, they all look the same to me.
And they’re always talkin’ ’bout these fellas in the show, like this Bron Breaker and Ludwig Kaiser, they keep saying they are gonna see them on Monday Night Raw. It is like a soap opera or something, always a new story with these folks. They get all worked up about who’s gonna fight who and who’s gonna win. It’s all beyond me.
I hear ’em sayin’ they’re gonna watch every one of these things, somethin’ called “Premium Live Events.” Like it is some special occasion or somethin’. I don’t know. They can have it. I’d rather watch my stories, to be honest.
But yeah, if you wanna know when that WWE Monday Night Raw starts, it’s 8 o’clock at night, Eastern Time, on that USA Network. And if you don’t have that, you can watch it on one of them streamin’ things, I guess.
They even talk about somethin’ called WrestleMania, they say it is a big event, must be really important. But that Monday Night Raw, that’s the one they watch every week. Every Monday, 8 PM sharp. They are waitin’ for it and don’t want to miss one second of it. I guess if you like that sort of thing, that’s good for you. Just don’t ask me to explain it all, ’cause I surely can’t.
I remember one time, they were all huddled around the phone, watchin’ it on that YouTube thing. And they were yellin’ and screamin’ so loud, I thought somethin’ terrible had happened. Turns out, it was just some fella in tights gettin’ thrown out of the ring.
Oh, and they were talkin’ ’bout how Monday Night Raw is gonna be on somethin’ called Netflix soon. I don’t know what that is, but they seemed excited about it. More ways to watch that wrestlin’, I guess.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about that WWE Monday Night Raw. If you like watchin’ big guys fight, then you’ll probably like it. Just remember, it’s on Mondays at 8 PM Eastern Time. And you can watch it on that USA Network, or on one of them fancy streamin’ things.
