Alright, alright, let me tell ya’ll about this Dominik Mysterio fella. Folks keep askin’, “Who’s his real daddy?” Well, it ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. It’s Rey Mysterio, plain and simple.
Now, this Rey fella, his real name is Óscar Gutiérrez, somethin’ like that. He and his wife, Angie, they been hitched since 1996. That’s a long time, even for us country folk! They got two kids, Dominik and a little gal named Aalyah. Dominik, he was born in 1997, April 5th to be exact.
Some folks get confused, ya know? ‘Cause on TV, Dominik acts all uppity and says Rey ain’t his dad. But that’s just for show, like them soap operas on the TV. It’s all make-believe. Just like how them city slickers pretend they know how to milk a cow.
See, Rey Mysterio, he’s a big-time wrestler. Been doin’ it for years. Wrestling, it’s kinda like… well, it’s like a show, but they really do get banged up. It’s in his blood, they say. His family’s been wrestlin’ for generations. And Dominik, he followed in his daddy’s footsteps.
- Rey Mysterio’s real name is Óscar Gutiérrez.
- He married Angie in 1996.
- They got two kids: Dominik and Aalyah.
- Dominik was born on April 5, 1997.
Now, Dominik, he’s a wrestler too. He’s with that WWE company, the big one. You see him on TV sometimes, struttin’ around and causin’ trouble. But no matter how much he pretends, Rey’s his daddy. That’s just the way it is. Can’t change that, just like you can’t change the sunrise.
I heard tell that Dominik went on some fella’s podcast and said some things. This Logan Paul fella. He’s got one of them internet talk shows, I guess. But even with all that talkin’, it don’t change the truth. Blood’s thicker than water, they say. And Rey’s blood is runnin’ through Dominik’s veins.
Some folks get all caught up in the stories they see on TV. They forget what’s real and what’s not. It’s like when they put them fancy city clothes on a pig. It’s still a pig, no matter how you dress it up. And Dominik, he’s still Rey’s son, no matter what he says on TV.
So, if anyone asks ya, “Who’s Dominik Mysterio’s daddy?” You tell ’em it’s Rey Mysterio. Don’t let them fool ya with all that wrestling drama. It’s just a show, ya hear? They’re tryin’ to get you riled up, sell more tickets, make more money. But the truth is simple: Rey’s the daddy, plain as day.
I tell ya, these youngsters and their fancy talk and their TV shows, they make things too complicated. Back in my day, things were simpler. A daddy was a daddy, and that was that. No need for all this fuss and bother. But I guess that’s just how the world is now. Always gotta be somethin’ to talk about, somethin’ to argue over.
But some things don’t change. A rooster crows in the mornin’, the sun sets in the west, and Rey Mysterio is Dominik’s father. That’s just the way of things. And don’t let nobody tell ya different.
Anyways, that’s the whole story, as far as I know it. Dominik Mysterio, son of Rey Mysterio. End of story. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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